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Doktor Zoom's avatar

Update: I missed a really important line right at the end of the CNN piece, so I've added this:

Biden, who knows what’s what, closed by reminding us all that holidays aren’t just for relaxing; they’re for remembering what matters, and taking action “Let’s get the hell to work and get more done.”

Oh yeah, and it's me, as my Marty Sue appearance before the first subscription ask may have suggested

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Nuernburger's avatar

I thought I read somewhere that he flew to Galveston on a commercial jet and was taking selfies with people. Can't find it to link though.

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Doktor Zoom's avatar

He certainly doesn't get a government plane anymore, but at least that's a *norm,* not something Trump took away.

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Nuernburger's avatar

I would so like a selfie with him.

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Caepan's avatar

It was in Jeff Tiedrich's Substack article on Juneteenth:

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/mad-king-donnys-juneteenth-message

Gotta scroll down to find it, tho'.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

Boy, sure did have to scroll through some OFFENSIVE SHIT to get to the pic. I HATE JD.

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WWRx's avatar

I'm sure he did take some pics but here's flight ref. ;)

https://www.threads.com/@harryjsisson/post/DLGpDMbxb4R

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Nuernburger's avatar

That's it! Guess it wasn't an article.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

The last thing The Parasites want is for people to pause and remember what really matters.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Too many Americans view ending chattel slavery as a step backwards.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

And too many of those Americans are slaves and too wilfully ignorant to realize it.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

“Those who do not move, do not notice their chains.”

― Rosa Luxemburg

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Sandra Hardie's avatar

Clever. Thanks, C.

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DemoCat's avatar

See! MAGA finally has PRUF that Biden was senile and COVER UP! “Subjugation” isn’t even a word! Lol!

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Dok forgot to mention that just last week, Trump was hyping two NEW federal holidays he wanted to make. Never mind that we already have both a Memorial Day and a Veteran's Day, so it's not like the troops are hurting for holidays about them. But he wants to see more white war movies on TeeVee, I guess.

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Tessie's avatar

*takes down statue of MLK*

"HEY, YOU SAID YOU WANTED NO KINGS!!"

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I am kidding, of course. He could never come up with anything that "clever" in a hundred years, nor could any of the troglodytes who "work" for him or anybody in his fan club. He'd just call MLK a racist slur and be done with it.

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Tessie's avatar

We all know what the first draft of that tweet REALLY said, don't we?

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Michael Dorsey's avatar

I go slumming on the Fox comment sites sometimes. I try to keep my own responses classy, but there is a limit. The other day one of the bright lights of the forum complained that "Juneteenth" is a made-up word. Where do you even start in trying to respond to that? I still wonder where this person thought words come from.

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Dina's avatar

"Too many non-working holidays in America," says the fucking fatass who has never worked a day in his fucking life.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

OHJB may or may not have lost a step or two during the last year of his term. But he will forever be 1,000,000,000x the president, and man, that Assmouth is.

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nora noneofyourdamnbusines's avatar

He didn’t seem to mind taking a four day weekend.

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BlueSpot's avatar

This is one reason why Trump hates Juneteenth, the aftermath of his rally in Tulsa on June 2o, 2020:

https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/5MMLXTLm9eXjshbiCqqhxfK8JTw=/254x0:3512x2444/1200x900/media/img/mt/2020/06/AP_20173187686001_toned/original.jpg

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Ron Spangler's avatar

Since we are in double-down racist Nazi America, I'd wager that they erase the Federal holiday and try to bar the states from honoring it before the Cheeto's constitutional term expires.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Nobody here is a big enough sucker to take that bet unless you offer some LONG odds.

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RangerJay's avatar

I think Frederick Douglass was supposed to write an announcement for Trump, but he was busy still doing amazing things...

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Dina's avatar

Well, Theo Von and JD Butthair were recently speculating and cracking jokes that Frederick Douglass was gay, so I don't think he'll be writing any more announcements for this administration.

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Stephen St John's avatar

Trump, as usual, does his best to destroy anything that's good and decent.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Hey, at least Kegseth and Gabbee got time off! (*wink*wink*)

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

What do you get when you eat beans and onions?

Tear gas . . .

My contribution to the good of the common order.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

You know what made people lazy owning human beings and making them do all your work.

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