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kindness's avatar

Shit...Costco announces it in August when they get rid of all their summer stuff and pull in Christmas & winter stuff. Like I'm buying thick sweaters in August or Christmas decorations. Yes I am a blashphemer.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Thank you for pointing this out. American Christianist's whining about being persecuted (i.e. not getting their way or getting criticized for their bigotry) drives me batshit crazy.

Incoming Ham's avatar

I think it falls somewhere within "Thou shalt not bear false witness..."

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

The chicken neck gives 'em away every time.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

He made more movies after 'Thunderdome'?

mailman27's avatar

BLOOD LIBUL!!11!!! Oh, wait...

riledupone's avatar

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Grumpy Old Railroader's avatar

Mahatma Gandhi said: “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I said, "Those pizza bigots who were Holocausted" in front of a mirror, and, when I was through, I didn't look any smarter. Do you have to do it with a special accent?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

And the lube is optional!

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Which restroom is the congressman using? We have to know.

DahBoner's avatar

She's not paranoid, that just the 100 tabs of acid talking...http://s2.favim.com/orig/28...

PDX Realness's avatar

As a proud member of the Gay Mafia, this news about the Gaystapo concerns me. We don't want to step on each others territory. Furthermore - how do I know we won't end up performing the same songs during Homosexual Karaoke By Lie-Bruls On the Coasts night? I would be pretty embarrassed if I performed a Bonnie Tyler song right after someone like Lindsay Graham!

Haribo Lector's avatar

The Freedom Caucus is made up of an alliance between the Popular Freedom Front of Tennessee and the Tennessee Popular Freedom Front.