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Well to be fair, he added "take their oil." I mean what do you want, a fuckin' term paper?

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what woman wants to lie about getting groped by a pig like trump ?

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"I do believe that the polls show"I believe I weigh 160 lbs. Everyone's telling me that.

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Are you skeered of ghosts? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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"...and left a brown stain on the pavement!"

(paraphrased from Sergeant Hartmann)

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When you're an artist and you say nasty things into a microphone you are being an artist!

When you are Donnie and saying nasty things INTO A MICROPHONE ten years before you decide to "run" for President then you are being STUPID!

Listen Donnie apologists, the only way you are going to make this go away is to get Donnie to wear a beret and some shades and claim he was a beatnik poet in those days and he was saying a metaphor thing like beatnik poets are always doing.

Dig?

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I do not know why they are still yammering about it. The media was done talking about this last week

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Actually, you know what? I do want to hear more about the economy - namely, how a Trump presidency would not only be terrible for the USA's economy, but the global economy as well! Did you know the Trump getting the GOP nomination made markets all over the world drop, and they're recovering in tandem with polls that place Clinton further and further ahead? And that no credible economist or economic institution has endorsed Trump's economic 'plans', including conservative economists?

Fun times.

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That's not fair. The only furriners who know anything about the economy are Austrians, so global economic flutters don't matter.

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I'm more concerned at the mismatched sides of the face. Was she run over by a truck as a kid?

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He's only beginning to outline policy now, weeks, nearly days, before the election. It's been "trust me, I have <slash>big</slash> plans" as if it meant anything.

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I dreamt I got up and walked. Then I fell to the floor, but I don't dream about having legs.

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Bwahahahahahah!!Sorry, I just flashed to total inability to have an erection. Plus, you know, tiny.

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He's on our side, generally speaking. I'm not a stoned teenager anymore, so I don't find his work funny anymore, but he's not Scott Adams. His white male bro-ness is problematic, is all.http://www.helpfarm.com/blo...

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Chris Hayes had the funniest clip of Rush L and poor guy seemed honestly flummoxed about consent: he rants about the Left's obsession with consent. He goes on and on about how that is all the Left cares about, consent. Hayes, was like, "Yes, yes, that is the magic key"

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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The mic is always on

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