Idiots Abroad: Palin Freak Show Tours India, Israel
Idiots Abroad: Palin Freak Show Tours India, Israel
Good morning, warmongers! Sunday marked eight years of Mission Accomplished in Iraq, and also the beginning of a fun new war in a different oil-rich nation, "Africa," or something. We have been refreshing our RSS feed every thirty seconds for the last two hours, searching for some cheery news -- "Barack Obama wins another Nobel Peace Prize," etc. -- but sorry, there is none! If it makes you feel any better, Sarah Palin and her husband went bra-shopping at Forever 21 during a historic visit to one of New Delhi's most fanciful strip malls. She also told India that "it is time for a woman to become president." (Why does Sarah Palin want to be president of India? Also: why is Hillary Clinton saying similar things? ) Today Palin is in Jerusalem, courting the Zion Elders. Stories about oil spills and U.S. soldiers posing with murdered Afghan civilians after the jump! [ The Caucus ]
There's probably another oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico! [ WSJ ]
Here is an informative liveblog, if for some reason you want to stay updated on our latest War. [ The Guardian ]
Note the wording in her quote here: “It’s overwhelming to be able to see and touch the cornerstone of our faith,” Palin told reporters upon exiting the tunnels. “I’m so thankful to be able to be here, and I’m thankful to know the Israel American link connection will grow and strengthen as the peace negotiations will continue.” -- She says ISRAEL AMERICAN link connection (she even fucked that up), meaning us Jeebus lovin' Americans have a bond with the land of Israel, we never said shit about caring about actual Israelis. We just need you to stir some shit up and get this armageddon started! Raise the roof of the temple! Can you get a degree in secret Christian speak? Maybe I can get a scholarship.
<i>She also told India that &ldquo;it is time for a woman to become president.&rdquo;</i>
Is Nancy Pelosi running?