Good morning, warmongers! Sunday marked eight years of Mission Accomplished in Iraq, and also the beginning of a fun new war in a different oil-rich nation, "Africa," or something. We have been refreshing our RSS feed every thirty seconds for the last two hours, searching for some cheery news -- "Barack Obama wins another Nobel Peace Prize," etc. -- but sorry, there is none! If it makes you feel any better, Sarah Palin and her husband went bra-shopping at Forever 21 during a historic visit to one of
Note the wording in her quote here: “It’s overwhelming to be able to see and touch the cornerstone of our faith,” Palin told reporters upon exiting the tunnels. “I’m so thankful to be able to be here, and I’m thankful to know the Israel American link connection will grow and strengthen as the peace negotiations will continue.” -- She says ISRAEL AMERICAN link connection (she even fucked that up), meaning us Jeebus lovin' Americans have a bond with the land of Israel, we never said shit about caring about actual Israelis. We just need you to stir some shit up and get this armageddon started! Raise the roof of the temple! Can you get a degree in secret Christian speak? Maybe I can get a scholarship.
<i>&quot;There is no natural limit for United States and India relations,&quot; [Palin] said.</i>
Is there any way to interpret this statement that does not involve fisting and goats?
<i>[Palin added] &ldquo;I&rsquo;m so busy I don&rsquo;t have the time to play some of the games these guys want to play.&rdquo;</i>
She seems a good candidate for that Jerusalem Syndrome thing in which one believes oneself to be the new Messiah. Oh wait, she&#039;s had that at least since 2008.
Note the wording in her quote here: &ldquo;It&rsquo;s overwhelming to be able to see and touch the cornerstone of our faith,&rdquo; Palin told reporters upon exiting the tunnels. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m so thankful to be able to be here, and I&rsquo;m thankful to know the Israel American link connection will grow and strengthen as the peace negotiations will continue.&rdquo; -- She says ISRAEL AMERICAN link connection (she even fucked that up), meaning us Jeebus lovin&#039; Americans have a bond with the land of Israel, we never said shit about caring about actual Israelis. We just need you to stir some shit up and get this armageddon started! Raise the roof of the temple! Can you get a degree in secret Christian speak? Maybe I can get a scholarship.
<i>She also told India that &ldquo;it is time for a woman to become president.&rdquo;</i>
Is Nancy Pelosi running?
goggle palin flops in india
Will she ride that New Delhi Freight Train?
<i>&quot;There is no natural limit for United States and India relations,&quot; [Palin] said.</i>
Is there any way to interpret this statement that does not involve fisting and goats?
<i>[Palin added] &ldquo;I&rsquo;m so busy I don&rsquo;t have the time to play some of the games these guys want to play.&rdquo;</i>
Evidently not.
That&#039;s not an oil spill...it&#039;s just the effluent from Charlie Sheen&#039;s show.
Cow, anyway...
At that high-end mall, the Palins were unable to find the New Deli they heard so much about.
For instance, that game of learning how to deliver a coherent sentence.
sarah, honey, you&#039;re pushing that &#039;forever&#039; part of &#039;21&#039;.
Lol...and then Iran!!
She is also looking forward to meeting some of Todd&#039;s distant relatives.
She seems a good candidate for that Jerusalem Syndrome thing in which one believes oneself to be the new Messiah. Oh wait, she&#039;s had that at least since 2008.
Golda Meir, too. And Benazir Bhuto, and most of Margaret Thatcher. Is a pattern emerging?
Hey, there is no &quot;I&quot; in India, Israel, Ireland, Indiana, Iowa....
Making the delusion even more likely; remember the Kruger-Dunning effect.