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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Note the wording in her quote here: “It’s overwhelming to be able to see and touch the cornerstone of our faith,” Palin told reporters upon exiting the tunnels. “I’m so thankful to be able to be here, and I’m thankful to know the Israel American link connection will grow and strengthen as the peace negotiations will continue.” -- She says ISRAEL AMERICAN link connection (she even fucked that up), meaning us Jeebus lovin' Americans have a bond with the land of Israel, we never said shit about caring about actual Israelis. We just need you to stir some shit up and get this armageddon started! Raise the roof of the temple! Can you get a degree in secret Christian speak? Maybe I can get a scholarship.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>She also told India that “it is time for a woman to become president.”</i>

Is Nancy Pelosi running?

102415's avatar

goggle palin flops in india

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Will she ride that New Delhi Freight Train?

Mahousu's avatar

<i>"There is no natural limit for United States and India relations," [Palin] said.</i>

Is there any way to interpret this statement that does not involve fisting and goats?

<i>[Palin added] “I’m so busy I don’t have the time to play some of the games these guys want to play.”</i>

Evidently not.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That's not an oil spill...it's just the effluent from Charlie Sheen's show.

Spurning Beer's avatar

At that high-end mall, the Palins were unable to find the New Deli they heard so much about.

PsycWench's avatar

For instance, that game of learning how to deliver a coherent sentence.

fuflans's avatar

sarah, honey, you're pushing that 'forever' part of '21'.

PsycWench's avatar

She is also looking forward to meeting some of Todd's distant relatives.

PsycWench's avatar

She seems a good candidate for that Jerusalem Syndrome thing in which one believes oneself to be the new Messiah. Oh wait, she's had that at least since 2008.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Golda Meir, too. And Benazir Bhuto, and most of Margaret Thatcher. Is a pattern emerging?

Spurning Beer's avatar

Hey, there is no "I" in India, Israel, Ireland, Indiana, Iowa....

PsycWench's avatar

Making the delusion even more likely; remember the Kruger-Dunning effect.