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Paperless Tiger's avatar

I remember those drills (old). We grew up under the threat of imminent thermonuclear war because Russia. Now they're baiting the Bear again, so they can get their Armageddon on.

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Lizzietish81's avatar

I just bought that off Rifftrax

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Shocked Squirrel is Shocked's avatar

There are no words....

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Doug Langley's avatar

Yeah. But you try telling that to kids nowadays and they'd never believe you.

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Popillius's avatar

Wow I thought I'd be the only old fart here who remembers the Cold War - but there's armies of us!!!! I remember having a dream of a huge space weapon pointing at us from space but I think it came from a mashup of general Cold War news and a Space Ghost Saturday morning cartoon show. I don't remember drills.

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indiegoddess's avatar

I was in elementary from 85 to 92 and we did that ALL the time. Cause duck and cover is a lifesaver when you're attacked with a nuke.

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indiegoddess's avatar

Man, fuck that guy.

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HeywoodJablomey's avatar

Thanks! Ha-ha, mentally I'm 12.

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HeywoodJablomey's avatar

Kudos for the way you handled it; many parents would have just grabbed their pitchforks.

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bluicebank's avatar

My school (in Calif) was smart enough to re-label them as earthquake preparedness drills.

Because getting under your desk during an earthquake actually has some sense to it. Not so much if the USSR decides your little podunk town deserves its own ICMB.

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Shocked Squirrel is Shocked's avatar

You are dead to me now.It's an American Classic.

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Me, too. I also remember drills where we would hike down into the bowels of the school building and my classmates crying their eyes out.Sick.

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Again, Wonkette contributes to the economy of America by sending us readers to buy all of the booze.

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Staid Winnow 🔎👽🔍's avatar

Don't call us and bitch, call him and bitch.Why not call him a bitch?

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

I had an American Government teacher in junior high who for some reason got really psyched when talking about the destructive capabilities of nuclear weapons and even showed us a video about them. It was strange and bizarre yet oddly enough was more about one sad little bald man's fascination with the devices rather than scaremongering about them. Point is, up until this moment I've considered him to the be the strangest person I've seen run a classroom....you really outdo yourselves wingnut cumbubbles. Go away.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Inviting a Republican to talk about how a bill becomes law is as useful as inviting fire marshall Bill to talk about fire safety....the school will end up destroyed in both cases.

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