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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

I recommend a nice memory foam pad...still makes a satisfying thud and you get that shock you need to reset your derrrrr..... impulse, but doesn’t damage the furniture.

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SterWonk's avatar

I know that, and you know that, but for some reason my dad is refusing to understand that. 🤦‍♂️😱

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

"This is one of those stories where virtually every new paragraph left us saying 'Oh, for fuck's sake.'"

There are so many of those stories these days.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

To be clear, I am not a lawyer. The blonde in my post is, apparently a lawyer, and that’s not my picture.

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dogfather's avatar

His fellow shit heels seem to agree, and love his humorous takes on issues of race.

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wmpmacm's avatar

Under Donald Trump this whole thing has become a fiasco. Huffington Post reports that now the TSA is being blamed (from inside) for being a major contributor to the spread of the disease as well. The whole federal government was ground to a halt because any proper response at all was deliberately smashed because djt (lower case only for his a*hole prez) didn't like emergency personnel sitting around for nothing.

Try that with the fire department and see what happens. All this to say that djt is an unmitigated failure and who has been visited on us by evangelical devils and science ignorant knuckle draggers. Where is Moses when we really need him?....Ah.....there is another.....Biden. VOTE THEM ALL OUT.

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MinneMary's avatar

If there was a god in heaven fuckshit should have been struck by lightning for constantly claiming he's done more than any president.Fuck, he should have been struck when he promised to defend the constitution.I'm so fucking sick and tired of this shit.

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MinneMary's avatar

And the OK Supreme court just denied the request to be able to enforce safety requirements at the rally

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MinneMary's avatar

I was about to say that exact same thing. I hate these fuckers

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MinneMary's avatar

FUCKWay to go Navy. You could be promoted to a spineless cabinet position

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MinneMary's avatar

I thought all those assholes were screaming about getting back to work? They've been in line since Tuesday?? The fucking KKK rally is tomorrow night!!JFC I need this nightmare to be over

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LadyWoman's avatar

Knowing this administration, they'd probably be ZUPLUCK brand bags that are made out of paper towels or something.

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Ellie still exists in 2023's avatar

What happens when you put a bankrupt businessman in charge of anything.

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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

That blows. Mr. Virginia's dad who fought the pre-anime Japanese in WW II must be troubled in his eternal rest. A lot of spiritual unrest is going on, hypothetically of course.

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Doug Langley's avatar

Well, she does have very lawyerly teeth. What more do you need?

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Doug Langley's avatar

That may be what occupies historians in the future. Not the tax cut, not the pandemic, but the endless ocean of corruption.

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