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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

The good thing in the ETTD scenario is Trump has put his hands all over the global white supremacy movement too. So if we're lucky, they'll be destroyed in his wake as well. Not that there won't be lots of work to do, but still. That's something.

memzilla's avatar
3mEdited

Holding a lottery for Chisel Off A Letter of Drumpf's Name would raise how many brazillion dollars, do you think?

SethTriggs's avatar

That is how it works with narcissistic abusers...objects and people exist just to serve them. And shall be destroyed if they displeased the abuser.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Style note: if you’re going to quote The Onion you need to say so.

“But it’s coming off eventually, whether it’s in the next two weeks or when the next Democratic administration comes in and cleans house.”

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

Hear me out, folks: Rollerball.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Surely you jest infinitely if you think I’m reading any of that.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

The Dummy 3: Tomb of the Felon Whimperor

Saviour of Bread's avatar

OT: Tom Robinson just played this on Auntie Beeb and it amused my for reasons I can’t articulate.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2esq3uUGVFU&ra=m

Bear is Under-Cubbed's avatar

YASSS! Always an updoot for them.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

I hadn’t heard it before. Followed it up with “Smalltown boy” which I’m saving for tonight’s sign off song.

Richard S's avatar

"I cannot be involved with a situation where danger to the Public is allowed to flourish in plain and open sight."

So, you're going to resign?

Pauly2coffees's avatar

He’s talking about his tiny todger, isn’t he?

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Can't he just say "thank you" to everyone for pointing out his deficiencies, his numerous blunders, the mistakes he makes and the smell that surrounds him.

People are truly trying to help the poor deluded fool. We want him to stop being a criminal degenerate, a wayward asshole.

We have nothing but hope that he someday finds a way out of the self-inflicted morass of Israeli blackmail currently dictating his foreign policy.

Say <THANK YOU Donald.

gallbladder's avatar

SERIOUS lack of gratitude.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Tomb ends with a b. Most people don’t know that.

PrimerGray's avatar

So does bomb. Everyone knows that.

Parker Leo Blinsky's avatar

And tomb, bomb, and comb all don’t rhyme. I know that because I scored a perfect on a basic cognitive test that showed I’m a genius.

455 Rocket Cat's avatar

2015, 2016, 2020, and 2024 were also unconstitutionally long via Kalendar Prince Time Dilation

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

"danger to the Public"

Sure, Jan.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Is PABbles talking about himself? Because he sure as shit is a danger to the public.

SethTriggs's avatar

The gaseous emissions alone set off CO detectors.

Bear is Under-Cubbed's avatar

Hopefully, with his escalating senility, he is less and less a danger to the pubic.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Not when his grubby fingers are that close to the Football.

M-X's avatar

I've said for a while I think he'll be disappeared into Walter Reed or something and quietly sent to Florida Cross limbs and digits.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I want to believe that, but he's an insane bully who thrives on revenge and is becoming more unhinged* by the day.

* He was never hinged. He's a shitty pocket door at best.

PrimerGray's avatar

It's Christmas time in the Nether regions.

No "L" in public.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

So how are those Iranian deals going Donnie?

Say, that's too bad.

Loser.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

The Larp of the Deal.

Richard S's avatar

Hey, a good LARP can be a lot of fun!

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

I’m starting to think he’s not a great dealmaker. When he doesn’t have “accept this or I declare bankruptcy,” “do this and the U.S. taxpayer will pay you this much,” or “accept this or the US military invades your tiny country,” he seems to really struggle at getting anything “negotiated.”

josephebacon's avatar

Two more weeks!!!!

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

He has an emergency call with Bibi who pinky swore.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Trump looks at his image in the mirror: "Putz."

Imagine in mirror: "Moron."

Grumpy old Trumps.