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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

PE and BDP taught me so much about the world and the black experience in America.

miss_grundy's avatar

Ratings and circulation numbers. How else do you expect them to bring in the $$$$ for advertising on their networks.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Maybe not every day where you live.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

He's busy with Major fighting off a zombie horde near the cemetery where Rush Limbaugh was planted. It seems the new guy does not sit well with the older occupants. Major needs exercise and so does Joe.

popebuck1's avatar

I believe there was a final accord reached, stating that everyone must "shake their body down to the ground."

Amendments were rejected that would have required people to wave their hands in the air like they just don't care.

SFNY's avatar

He'll do whatever it takes, for as long as it takes, to keep the gravy train running.

Jack Millwater's avatar

Christ, what a complete fucking asshole.

puredog's avatar

Being largely unemployed, I did not tumble to the fact that TODAY IS TAX DAY until this morning. Printed out my Form 4868 and mailed it. I can now go back to sleep until October (or, maybe, September, whatever).

puredog's avatar

"Because they are eager to expand abortion rights?"(Bzzzzzzzzt.)

puredog's avatar

Mrs LS sounds way snarky. I like that in a woman.

Antifa Commander's avatar

So...smoke some cicada butts?

Spencer Dawkins's avatar

You've gotta be WAY more specific. We have no idea which reporter that fits that description you are thinking of ...

gnomemansanisland's avatar

Murdoch employee I'm wagering.