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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Missed it; working.

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Slate: Keeping Up With the Trump Trials: So Those Delay Tactics Really Worked, Huh?

The former president no longer has a single trial date on the calendar for any of the criminal cases he faces. https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2024/03/trump-trial-delayed-no-dates-on-calendar.html?pay=1710788658196&support_journalism=please

ZorPern's avatar

F. FFFFFFFFFFFF (uck)

Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

VICTORY! Hamas #3 was killed! Cripes, we've never heard of this before!

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

I remember years of senior "al-Qaeda" #s getting "taken off the battlefield" and yet the group still managed to wreak havoc, perhaps there are more than a few Hamas leaders too?

SkeptiKC's avatar

It seem that for every terrorist killed three more rise up to vindicate their name.

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

That's the problem with a war against a tactic, if you don't address the roots of a conflict honestly then there's no chance of ending a conflict by military means, unless killing every believer in one version of the conflict's roots is a path you want to go down. (Spoiler: You do not)

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Rooster Cogburn's avatar

But that doesn't look cool on Social Media!

Euripides Pants's avatar

This is how we shaped Iraq and Afghanistan into what they are today.

SkeptiKC's avatar

We really need to MYOB.

American capitalism is responsible for too much spilled blood, too much of it entirely innocent.

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marcus816's avatar

As long as by β€œcommon crook” you mean β€œcorrupt, murderous, piece of shit”.

SkeptiKC's avatar

And there's Douche sitting in the first row, second from the left as per a back of the room perspective.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

A classic example of somebody completely lacking in shame genes.

Oy!'s avatar

Related?

"Trump’s own vice president won’t endorse him because he is a danger to democracy. Andβ€”hand to Godβ€”the New York Times managed to report it as β€œPence won’t endorse Biden.”"

Because of course they did. Geez.

[Mike Pence Should Be the Biggest Story of the 2024 Campaign –https://plus.thebulwark.com/p/mike-pence-will-not-endorse-trump]

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Yep I posted that headline the day it happened. Ridiculous. Plus it was the 12th story listed in small print on the page. Can you imagine the headline and placement if Harris or Obama refused to endorse Biden?

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

The NYT is to journalism what the McConnell SCOTUS is to jurisprudence.

cynmac's avatar

That's harsh. /s

I wonder how Yertle'll treated in future history books. No I don't. Moscow Mitch and his tantrum when the nickname went viral is enough.

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

As usual, it all depends on who writes future history books.

Now would be a good time to prevent the wrong team from writing future history books America, vote as if everything good depended on it.

Tecolote's avatar

β€œWhat is President Biden going to do to prevent the bloodbath crisis?” β€”Peter Doocy

Dirty-Work's avatar

FIRE SALE! trump's gonna get pennies on the dollar. After decades of being the asshole the fuzzy end of the stick has finally come for him. His humiliation is complete.

Sad.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

If Trump loses, as we will all fervently do everything we can to ensure that outcome, do the GOP think they will release control of the RNC. Because I sincerely doubt it.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

If it wasn’t for the criminal investigations he might be better off losing. Can’t campaign if you aren’t running again.

Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

If the PAB is still breathing in 2028, he'll try again.

Mr blob's avatar

If Trump loses :

The only candidate for 2028- Donald Trump

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

NYT pitchbot - is Biden Economy to blame for Trumps shortfall?

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

MSNBC: USA Today poll showing Biden's high disapproval rating. Chryon: Biden Angry and Upset about election day chances. Followed by fund raising numbers from the Democrats compared to Republicans showing Democrats with a huge advantage. Do they see the problem with the USA Today poll yet?

Euripides Pants's avatar

Is OHJB setting too high a standard for Pabs to meet in a second term?

HooverVilles's avatar

A bar on the ground is too high of a hurdle for DOLT45.

marcus816's avatar

If you took the machine that dug the β€œChunnel”pointed it straight down, turned it on and left it on for a decade or so…

HooverVilles's avatar

1) Lara Trump’s RNC ditches early and mail-in voting. This should go well

2) https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/15/2229326/-Lara-Trump-s-RNC-ditches-early-and-mail-in-voting-This-should-go-well?detail=emaildkre&pm_source=DKRE&pm_medium=email

3) Rather than acknowledge and address the fact that Republicans’ rejection of early and mail-in voting is a substantial reason their candidates keep losing, the new RNC has instead elected to double down in its meritless attempt to demonize those processes through legal challenges, essentially following the same playbook they followed in 2020 and 2022

1+ 2 + 3 = RIGGGGEDDDD!!!11!!1!11!

Count on it.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Thus negating one of the Deposed Despot's primary voter blocs; retired, elderly and/or disabled Rethuglicons.

Rethuglicons remain masochistically myopic in that regard.

Mr blob's avatar

No notes Laura. Great job so far.

Even some Republicans realized allowing their voters to vote early is β€œnot stupid”

I guess they all just lost their jobs recently

Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

They're so eager to toss red meat at the MAGAt hordes that they can't foresee the consequences of said meat throwing on their own electoral prospects.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Unless the plan is to alter the digital voting machines. I still have a theory that they don’t want mail in voting because it’s harder to cheat. On the other hand it hasn’t worked out for them so far but I don’t trust anything they do.

Parakeetist's avatar

This is not going to begin shortly.

Marty Smit's avatar

I hope the press secretary laughs about Trump not making bond.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

He needs to be bound.

And gagged.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Walk in to the Bond theme. Casually drop the word 'bond' into answers.

"My word is my bond..."

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

"The name is Bond. Can't Bond."

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

And I prefer my Diet Coke shaken, shaken hard.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

You must need a lot of napkins.

SkeptiKC's avatar

The bubbles in the soda help take the ketchup stains off of the walls.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Excellent for cleaning my monitors. This happens more often than you might suspect.

Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar

I don't think Lara is going to come with $450 million out of the RNC.

Dirty-Work's avatar

I know I am. There goes that whole billionaire thingy.

Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

ONE of the dipshits in the gallery will inevitably ask the question of Karine, and she will, as always, decline to answer it because it's "campaign" shit, not "governance" shit.

Euripides Pants's avatar

He fails to measure up, again.

HooverVilles's avatar

Why break a streak now?

Euripides Pants's avatar

Broke ain't woke, right Pabs?

HooverVilles's avatar

Under the category of let them fight;

<blockquote>If you’re looking for an encapsulation of just how much of a mess the House Republican conference is, go no further than this headline from The Washington Post on Friday: β€œA majority of House Republicans retreat from their retreat.” It seems the one thing the majority of them can agree on is just how much they don’t want to have to deal with each other.</blockquote>

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/15/2229637/-House-Republicans-give-up-on-caring-what-their-leader-has-to-say?detail=emaildkre&pm_source=DKRE&pm_medium=email

Euripides Pants's avatar

No one wanted to pair with Gym in the three-legged race.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Stefanik in charge of the retreat is my favorite bit, I think.

SkeptiKC's avatar

That alone would indeed compel me to retreat the opposite direction.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

cue nope badger dot gif

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Meet the press? More like press the meat, amirite!?

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

It should be renamed "Step On Your Meat." But nobody will take my advice on such things.

Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

If some Rethug named "Mike" is on, yes, it's all about stepping on your meat.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Which in many such cases is a real remarkable feat.