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armed_bears's avatar

I thought that was the Tina Turner song.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

"...oreh rehtona deen t'nod eW"Yup, that's the one.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Why aren't you helping the turtle?

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Pretty much the opposite of fap-able.

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aureolamanita's avatar

There's actually video of the meeting at Project Veritas where they planned this sting operation:

https://i.imgur.com/TNgWYz9...

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RogationDays's avatar

Burn unit! burn unit!

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

though i have been machiavellian'ing the fuck outha the admin folks....like got one library director to write me a glowing letter of recomend for grad school a few years back and now cornering that fake librarian to be a reference for me cuz bitch owes me and she knows it.

and i can easily rat them all out to the county manager who wouldn't like what i have to tell him.....there's a litany of offenses.

and i know some of you will say why won't you take it HR....and that tells me you know nothing about HR departments.

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northierthanthou.com's avatar

"Won't work"

...I'm beginning to think the entire GOP considers that a feature and not a bug.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

It's not a palindrome. The palindrome of Chris Cillizza is "Notlob."

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

In related news, if James O'Keefe had asked Jojo the Dog-Faced Boy for #Journalism advice, none of this would have happened.

As Mr. Boy explained, "I may dog-faced but I'm not shit-faced stupid. And this was shit-faced stupid."

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Delu's avatar

If James O' Keefe had asked Chris Cillizza about whether his scam would work, he would not have been James O' Keefe.

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andyk304's avatar

Whoa, slow down. That's just a poor translation of Lafayette's description of the horse's coloring: "Son cheval était écru."

C'est vrai. Cross my heart.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Maybe Mr. Cillizza could start a blog called, "Ask Chris Cillizza Anything."

I'd like to know the best way to get bloodstains out of silk.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Not if you believe The Onion.

https://www.theonion.com/th...

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phoenix00's avatar

Even the pig wasn't impressed.

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phoenix00's avatar

Hi McConnell!

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