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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

Every snarky nickname I've seen for Mohammed bin Salman and nobody has yet used "Mohammed Bone Sawman"???? It's RIGHT THERE people!

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Viole Falusche's avatar

One more chef's kiss for the mighty Marcie Jones, for "money-pit devil building at 666 Fifth Avenue," above!

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elledanselajavanaise's avatar

she shall one day rule us all.

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Viole Falusche's avatar

I, for one, will _welcome_ our new snarky overlady!

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Dina's avatar

Not to mention the last line, "Give him the cash boys, free his soul, he wants to get lost in some riyal rolls and grift away!"

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Bel-Ami's avatar

Thank you, Ron Wyden.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Yes, we remember that Jared could not get a security clearance. We all remember.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

Fucking Garland sucks. It hardly seems possible, but a little worse every day.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I financed my solar through Mosaic, before these grifting assholes got involved in it.

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Zap's avatar

“Dubizzle”? Thinks Snoop Dog is cool and will give him "street cred".

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"M"'s avatar

Snoop's star is in ascent. I'm not sure he's gonna want to get anywhere near any of this

And I bet Martha would also advise him to steer clear if he ever asked her advice

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Zap's avatar

Snoop’s too smart for that crap.

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"M"'s avatar

(like)

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

He was a charming addition to the Olympics coverage.

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"M"'s avatar

I've actually met him on a visit with the West Coasters

He always laid it back so people didn't know how smart he was till it was too late, but anyone familiar with how he *started* his journey into the ... public zeitgeist compared to where he is now should at least ask where he got the moxie and strategery mind to do all that

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

On the worse side, I suspect no one will be envying Kush's dong pics when they eventually leak out.

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Having met him, I cannot imagine that anyone would want to get close enough to take one, nor can I imagine that he could possibly be competent to do it himself.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

My condolences.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Kush couldn’t get a security clearance because he kept “forgetting” to disclose all the shady AF foreign actors he’s had interactions with. He’s the antithesis of a person who should be given a security clearance.

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"M"'s avatar

And then Donald muscled them to give him one anyway despite all the objections they all voiced.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I think we should give Jared a pass on all of his grifty dealings, because he brokered a lasting peace in the Middle East that's really paying off!

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

He also fixed the opioid crisis

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Is there anything that man couldn't not do?

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gene108's avatar

Albania has about a 300 mile stretch of coastline on the Adriatic Sea, which might need some investment to boost tourism.

I have no clue what sites Serbia has to make it a tourist destination worthy of a fancy resort.

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"M"'s avatar

"I have no clue what sites Serbia has to make it a tourist destination worthy of a fancy resort."

Novak Djokovic

Or so they claim

/signed

Roger and Rafa fan

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PaulDietzel's avatar

Albania's chief export is chrome.

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Michael Bowen's avatar

It's chief export is guys who run diners and pizza joints.

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🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

It's a Communist dictatorship! It's a Red regime!

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Whatwhomever's avatar

Is the unnamed investor Pladimir Vutin by any chance?

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Innocent Bystander's avatar

The MAGA headline is, "After years of public service, former presidential advisors and ambassadors-at-large return to private life." With the thanks of a grateful nation, of course.

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Viole Falusche's avatar

I don't think I've ever seen 'Ba-Shizzle!' spelt that way before!

Another superb column from the great Marcie Jones!

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Richard S's avatar

Anyone else singing along to that last sentence?

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🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

Anyone NOT singing?

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SkeptiKC's avatar

In harmony, no less.

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Viole Falusche's avatar

Yes! But, as a largely deaf old gaffer, I don't have to hear it myself!

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Bear: PROTECT THE AMERICUB's avatar

Even canned clams need someone to look down on, and so the Lord made Jared Kushner.

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