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Is Pence still stalking that gymnast guy who snubbed him in South Korea?

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Putin: “I need a couple of the nuttiest, no-count, disreputable (even to Republicans), Republicans to quickly play the role of ‘Republicans for Impeachment.’ I need people even Trump can plausibly claim are crazy.”Scarramucci and Walsh: “Reporting for duty, sir!”Putin: “Excellent!”

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I don’t think he’ll quit because he likes the attention. Trump is a third grader in a senior citizen’s body. He’s the President of the US of A! Anytime he tweets anything people talk about it. Omorosa told us when she got canned- stop paying attention to him and he will go away!

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Thank you, I needed that.

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If Donnie's cult buys into the 'chosen one' bullshit, anyone trying to primary the fat fuck will end up cast as another Judas. I don't give them much chance of survival.

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What do you base your assumption on? Sure as hell isn't any evidence that any of them are sabe.

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I listen to a few minutes of his radio show now and then, and he does seem to make sense occasionally. And he truly dislikes Trump.

And you know what? None of it matters. The guy is a loudmouthed pimple who will get brushed into obscurity 10 minutes after he announces for president, if he ever does.

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They’re bionic prosthetics so I’ll accept “robotic”

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Bill Weld would like a word.

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Trump already a has a Republican challenger.

https://www.esquire.com/new...

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It's been a running joke on this site for probably as long as she's been running for office.

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I am interested in your views and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

(Putin and the GRU have the dirt on Miss Lindsey, Moscow Mitch, and Paul “puppy dog eyes” Ryan - it’s standard KGB tradecraft).

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you know?!?!? i am a heathen. borderline atheist. when are MY people going to be represented in politics??!?!?

god fucking dammit. (pun intended.)

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The smoker you drink the player you get.

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I think that "Look! A HOOKER with a gun!"might be a more effective way to get the attention of ALL the Secret Service agents.

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Why did Joe do his op ed in the NYT? The people he needs to convince don't read that paper. It's fake news. Donald the Doturd said so himself.

As for me, he can have as many road to Damascus moments as he likes. I'm still voting for the Democrat.

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