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InDogsWeTrust's avatar

Why are her teeth so bad? Mr. DogsWeTrust and I don't have a lot of money, but we take care of our teeth.

PrimerGray's avatar

I'm curious what category that question was from.

SterWonk's avatar

IIRC - it was probably 30 years ago - it was part of a lightning round, without a specific category. Think of the “Potpourri” category that you sometimes see on Jeopardy!.

LibertyHiller's avatar

I was speaking of society at large rather than the Springs.

Enter Ranting's avatar

The Conways are vile, conniving frauds.

Enter Ranting's avatar

It was a stunt. The Conways are self-obsessed fame whores.

RogationDays's avatar

There was a great Yelp review of the AFA that was short and devastating. I wonder if it is still up.

puredog's avatar

Yeah, I went back and decided that there had been a misleading conflation of KAC and Mary. Mary should sue.

DeadBessie's avatar

Always so uplifting to see scum rewarded like this. And here I'm doing decent, honest work for mere thousands a year, like a schmuk.

яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

Trump's niece is Mary Trump, whose book and upcoming second book will have the kind of credibility Kellyanne couldn't even dream of.

DeadBessie's avatar

"Chao is married to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, because that's what happens when you summon Satan on a dare."

Comedy gold, right there.

wavicles's avatar

I smell Space Force alternative narratives:

"Thanks to the unwavering commitment of Tremendous President Donald Trump, Space Force has been to Mars and back several times and we're just about to land on Jupiter with a crew of Patriots to claim it with an AMERICAN flag! IN TWO WEEKS! You'll then be able to travel there yourself by next summer or maybe by Thanksgiving. Thank you Donald Trump and you're welcome, America."

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

...or at least be very pissed off!

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

If Kellyanne Conway’s Tell-All Book Is Called ‘Alternative Facts,’ We’re Gonna Break SomethingWe see now why George stuck it out for so long. Uh, are we not doing phrasing anymore?