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Jukesgrrl's avatar

Where can I get a Steelers mask? You don't mean one of those ski headgear things do you? I live in Arizona so that would be impractical. Thanks.

Jukesgrrl's avatar

Only if you're over 55. But the closer you are to that the more popular you will be.

chimpevil_redux's avatar

My partner's sister made it for me. She sells them for $10 each

RawrIhavePi's avatar

Would the opposite of YOLO be YODO?

TundraGrifter's avatar

I think D'Ranged's after-sex talk would be something like "Gee - That's the first time that ever happened..."

GrannysKnitting's avatar

What is it with the obsession with denying science and facts over there? For Pete's sake, people! Having an education is a good thing, not a reason to ignore someone!

Dianna Deem's avatar

They need to GTFO and go live like the Amish do, since the hate science so much, never mind that science is what gave us TV and the interwebs, and such as.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

I am not 100 percent sure, and I'm not trying to pick a fight, but I thought the Amish vaccinated their kids... so that may not work? Besides what have the Amish done that was so bad to inflict those assholes on them ;)

Dianna Deem's avatar

Ok, maybe the Amish don't deserve them, but the point remauns; they need to hand in their devices and fuck all the way off!

Straits of Dire's avatar

If we do a little GOP math, one 9/11 equals 750 Benghazis, Benghazi was investigated 10 different times, so we need to have Novo Dr, Laura investigated 7500 times for stochastic suicide.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I was told there would be no math... but this is math I can get behind.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Exactly... you don't even need a hammer.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

That I can get behind. Maybe a nice little island with an active volcano

monkey's avatar

This is awesome. Going to share it with my kids and we'll come up with examples for them. Very cool. Thanks!

Alexander Stallwitz's avatar

I am surprised at this point, Ingraham hasnt demanded to see China or Corvid's manager.