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beb's avatar

We need a forensic audit of every Republican in Congress to determine if they ever took money from Russian agents.

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Megan Macomber's avatar

More proof, as if any were needed, that Zelenskyy is a genius playing chess in four dimensions, while the Mike Johnsons of the world struggle with checkers in two.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"...baby-rapers! Baby-rapers, sittin' right there on the Group W bench next to me..."

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Given me the hairy eye......

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Having been born and raised in Southern Idaho Mormon households and towns and counties, every time I hear some one referred to as 'Brother' such and such, my doula oblongata spasms in revulsion.......

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

For Catholics it is a specific religious title, but you might get some sleazy sex out of the deal.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

"We'll have a gay ol' time!

Wilma…!"

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"I'd go with Betty...but I'd be thinking of Wilma."

~~ The Cat, "Red Dwarf"

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Ahhhhhhh.......the age old conundrum........Ginger or Mary Anne????????

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Beides ist richtig!

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Genau........aber Ich finde Maryanne heiser.......

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Doch, das habe ich lieb!

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DemoCat's avatar

Fund Ukraine. Win the war, send Russia home and set them and Pootie back decades for this violent, horrific crime against humanity. (Can you imagine Putin in handcuffs, sitting before an international tribunal with headphones on like a common Hermann Göring?) Deal with the religious right later, because that creepy little epic battle is never going away.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Nary a mention of dicks, dildos, or buttsechs!

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Judge Mental's avatar

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. Nothing more. Nothing less.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Maxim #29, one of my favorites.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

You stupid fucking GOPers... Remember the last time a regional war was framed as a religious war?

That would the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.

And the blow back that happened nearly two decades later?

Sept 11, 2001

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meanlawyermom's avatar

This is fucking dark.

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Mexfiles's avatar

Which of the two Orthodox churches in Ukraine (the "official" one, considered schmatic by some other orthodox), or the Ukrainian branch of the Russian Orthodox... or, the "Greek Catholic" (more or less Orthodox, but with the Pope at the head) is less anti-LGBTQ+?

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Hippo Heaven's avatar

Not sure I understand this. If the Evangelicals finally agree to give aid to Ukraine, what is the ultimate downside, if any?

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Regret's avatar

Increased political and cultural power to these theocrats after the war. Long term increase in religiosity and reduction in rights for gay people.

All in all, not as bad as letting Putin win that war, but it is definitely a deal with the devil situation. (The devil is the church in this case)

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HerstoryRepeating's avatar

The bill coming due.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

But would gay-hatin’ be enough to convince Marge Traitor Greene to back off her threats to unseat Johnson or does her loyalty to Trump and Russia overrule that?

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

If two bad people do a thing that has a good result, for all the wrong reasons ... that doesn't take away from the fact that it was still a good result.

I'll take the aid for Ukraine no matter who is blowing smoke up Mikey's bunghole at this point.

Plus it'll make EmptyG & PAB and the turds in the MAGAt wing of the GOP have a conniption fit because "Ukraine aid BAD" but "God Good" will have to live in their brains at the same time. Win/win.

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Perfidious Knave's avatar

Lotta fuckin’ gray area in the world, isn’t there?

Yes, there certainly is. And the grayest area is to which version of a vindictive, gay-hating god are these subservient bigots appealing to? Not that it matters to me. They're all make-believe anyway.

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belfryo's avatar

I think Zelinsky is just using them, and when they call in their favor, he's going to tell them to pound sand...If its true that Ukrainian evangelicals only make up 2% of the Ukrainian population, well that's less than HALF the number of LGBTQ people in the same country...WELL below the tipping point needed to start bossing other people around

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belfryo's avatar

Also after this is all over and Russia pulls out (crossing fingers), there is going to be a SUPER strong Ukrainian identity and pride thing going on...There's not going to be a lot of patience for haters and dividers...

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