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We need a forensic audit of every Republican in Congress to determine if they ever took money from Russian agents.

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More proof, as if any were needed, that Zelenskyy is a genius playing chess in four dimensions, while the Mike Johnsons of the world struggle with checkers in two.

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"...baby-rapers! Baby-rapers, sittin' right there on the Group W bench next to me..."

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Having been born and raised in Southern Idaho Mormon households and towns and counties, every time I hear some one referred to as 'Brother' such and such, my doula oblongata spasms in revulsion.......

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"We'll have a gay ol' time!

Wilma…!"

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Fund Ukraine. Win the war, send Russia home and set them and Pootie back decades for this violent, horrific crime against humanity. (Can you imagine Putin in handcuffs, sitting before an international tribunal with headphones on like a common Hermann Göring?) Deal with the religious right later, because that creepy little epic battle is never going away.

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Nary a mention of dicks, dildos, or buttsechs!

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The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. Nothing more. Nothing less.

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You stupid fucking GOPers... Remember the last time a regional war was framed as a religious war?

That would the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.

And the blow back that happened nearly two decades later?

Sept 11, 2001

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This is fucking dark.

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Which of the two Orthodox churches in Ukraine (the "official" one, considered schmatic by some other orthodox), or the Ukrainian branch of the Russian Orthodox... or, the "Greek Catholic" (more or less Orthodox, but with the Pope at the head) is less anti-LGBTQ+?

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Not sure I understand this. If the Evangelicals finally agree to give aid to Ukraine, what is the ultimate downside, if any?

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But would gay-hatin’ be enough to convince Marge Traitor Greene to back off her threats to unseat Johnson or does her loyalty to Trump and Russia overrule that?

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If two bad people do a thing that has a good result, for all the wrong reasons ... that doesn't take away from the fact that it was still a good result.

I'll take the aid for Ukraine no matter who is blowing smoke up Mikey's bunghole at this point.

Plus it'll make EmptyG & PAB and the turds in the MAGAt wing of the GOP have a conniption fit because "Ukraine aid BAD" but "God Good" will have to live in their brains at the same time. Win/win.

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Lotta fuckin’ gray area in the world, isn’t there?

Yes, there certainly is. And the grayest area is to which version of a vindictive, gay-hating god are these subservient bigots appealing to? Not that it matters to me. They're all make-believe anyway.

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Huh...

It's been quite a while since I've seen a Putin-apologist troll on Wonkette.

I am curious, tho, if "DarthVader" got paid upfront and in something more than potatoes.

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