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Rhymes with "blight?" "trite?" "might?"

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All is gross. All is blight.

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OK, thanks. I had considered that possibility. I just doubted it a little because when I upvote an article it feels like I'm upvoting the author & the writing. Just me, I guess.

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- "Petty. Daft." -- Trump - 2020 -

Works.

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I have never seen tiger king.

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I click the "poop" not because of the writing but because at the end of the (well-written) story all I can think is, "well, that's some load of hot stinking shit." Some stuff is so terrible I just can't even get angry any more. Trump's daily de-pressers ABOUT DEAD AND SICK AMERICANS are at the top of the list, as are misogynist women-haters who are, say, in jail for murder for hire, as are all Trump failspawn, including honorary failson, Jared. Poop. Poop. Poop. I say, poop on them all.

Hope that helps.

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The NYPost has reporters??

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Donald Trump, Junior is such an idiot douche. Of course, he said it.

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Trump's tertiary syphilis is from a spirochete, not a virus.

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And also Cardi B is lobbying for his release.

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Now Howard is very anti-Trump. He endorsed Hillary Clinton, whether she liked it or not!

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Pretty soon the only "reporters" allowed to ask Trump questions will be from OANN and MomsBasementBlog dot com.

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The coronavirus has resulted in the deaths of almost 15,000 people so far, and it hasn't retired from the people-killing business. This is like asking George W. Bush about TV ratings while the twin towers fell, *and Trump openly rejoiced that his building was now the tallest*.

So, you know, yes the reporter was an ass, but he wasn't entirely wrong about human decency being a non-issue.

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Trump correctly assumed the son in question was “Don," because he doesn't know much but knows his first born is a moron."

And also he forgets for long stretches of time that Eric exists.

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"Trump correctly assumed the son in question was “Don," because he doesn't know much but knows his first born is a moron."

And also he forgets for long stretches of time that Eric exists.

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