Right. It must have been my imagination that I had to sign (and get my son's doctor to sign) forms detailing my son's food allergies and when to use Benadryl and when to use an Epipen, because the school and school district was (rightfully) covering their ass.
But yeah, sure. In this country where people will sue for anything, the school/district is going to allow their traveling surgical teams to perform ANY kind of surgery on students.
Tuberville seems like the perfect mark for the "dihydrogen monoxide" gambit. We could convince him that legions of Alabama children are ingesting this chemical at school, right in front of their teachers... this very same chemical that is in use in nightclubs and has been known to kill through excessive ingestion.
He grandstands in front of the cameras for a few glorious minutes... and then somebody pulls the rug. Sweet Goddess, can you IMAGINE how fun that would be?!
You know I’d think that he was being clever like the guy who campaigned in the 1800’s and accused his opponent of being a philanthropist. No one knew what that word meant and automatically assumed he was a cheater.
However bring relatively certain that TT probably failed science, he has no idea that it’s H2O and we all drink it.
Make sure if you give your teacher a note saying you can have bottom surgery during recess that you fold it like it was in your pocket or they’ll know it isn’t real.
As I have said several times before, TT is so stupid it is physically painful even to look at him.
he has nice hair
So does Lucifer and Pete Hegseth.
What do you do with a problem named Tommy Tubby?
I think this is another example of Republicans building policy on things that OMG MIGHT HAPPEN!
Like Iran - they might rebuild their nucular and build a Bomb, or dig through the rubble IT"S ALL DOWN THERE IT MIGHT HAPPEN
The TRANZ and weirdo communist Dems might make peener removal a REQUIREMENT! AT SCHOOL!
The fishing boats - they might be NARCO TERRORISTS - you don't know
The vaccines - the MIGHT cause AUSTISMS, OMG
There MIGHT be thousands of illegal voters!
There might be stupid Republicans!
No. Wait.
I seem to remember a supreme court case that was decided based on what might happen
He does have a striking resemblance to boomhauer on king of the hill. He’s also a cartoon too.
The French high school students are rioting more about fixing the schools than we lumps can manage to save our whole fucking country. :(
Right. It must have been my imagination that I had to sign (and get my son's doctor to sign) forms detailing my son's food allergies and when to use Benadryl and when to use an Epipen, because the school and school district was (rightfully) covering their ass.
But yeah, sure. In this country where people will sue for anything, the school/district is going to allow their traveling surgical teams to perform ANY kind of surgery on students.
What’s even sadder is the people who actually think that this is true. No wonder that state has such low school performance standards.
MAGA loves the poorly educated.
They ARE the poorly educated.
It's like Alabama is a stupidity junkie and Blue States have to subsidize their habit
Come on Alabama. You have a choice...
They don’t know what that means.
Tuberville seems like the perfect mark for the "dihydrogen monoxide" gambit. We could convince him that legions of Alabama children are ingesting this chemical at school, right in front of their teachers... this very same chemical that is in use in nightclubs and has been known to kill through excessive ingestion.
He grandstands in front of the cameras for a few glorious minutes... and then somebody pulls the rug. Sweet Goddess, can you IMAGINE how fun that would be?!
You know I’d think that he was being clever like the guy who campaigned in the 1800’s and accused his opponent of being a philanthropist. No one knew what that word meant and automatically assumed he was a cheater.
However bring relatively certain that TT probably failed science, he has no idea that it’s H2O and we all drink it.
𝐷𝑖𝑑 𝑦’𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑌𝑜𝑟𝑘 𝑇𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑐𝑢𝑠 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑝 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑇𝑒𝑥𝑎𝑠 𝑆𝑒𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛’𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑣𝑜𝑡𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝐽𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑇𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑜 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑖𝑛 “𝑠͟𝑎͟𝑚͟𝑒͟-͟𝑠͟𝑒͟𝑥͟ ͟𝑏͟𝑎͟𝑡͟ℎ͟𝑟͟𝑜͟𝑜͟𝑚͟𝑠͟ 𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ 𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑙”?
So she wants unisex bathrooms? What an absolute Cletus.
I bet she writes Facebook posts to her mother slowly because she knows mom can't read fast.
ouch ... damn
What’s going on in these bathrooms? Why do I miss out?
And to think back when I was in grade school that we just looked forward to chocolate milk Tuesdays.
There he goes again, spreading every bit of gossip that he overhears in the Senate litter box.
“I’m not even going to get into the transgender nonsense."
{𝑃𝑟𝑜𝑐𝑒𝑒𝑑𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑙𝑖𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑚 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐵𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛 𝑎𝑑𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛}
I’m pretty sure he gets into it.
I'm sorry. I think our 1A needs to be revised to NOT ALLOW THESE GODDAMNED LIES TO BE SPOUTED BY OUR FUCKING GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS!
THERE SHOULD BE NO "FREE SPEECH RIGHT" TO THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIGHT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make sure if you give your teacher a note saying you can have bottom surgery during recess that you fold it like it was in your pocket or they’ll know it isn’t real.
Knock everyone in the mouth who says shit like this. The shit would stop really quick.
We have one-third of a nation of bullies to knock on their hee haw asses.
BEAR: {Contemplates paws} {Contemplates the formidable limbs to which they are attached} {GRINS}
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I need to get back in the working out habit.
Dennis hasafart? That’s a shame.