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Somewhere, somehow, sometime, I will use that fun fact, and, if everything works out the way I hope, I'll get laid.

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And, unlike his predecessor, he really does look like a president from central casting.

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'kay. have fun with that one.

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"Arguably" REALLY?

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Harlon Carter of Laredo was convicted of murder in 1931 when he was 17 after he shot and killed 15-year-old Ramon Casiano. The case was overturned because hey, a white guy shot a Mexican. Carter became a border agent who specialized in "creative deportations and missing ammo by the case". In 1977 he led the putsch at the NRA that changed it from an organization that advocated for shooting sports and gun safety training to an organization that advocated hunting humans who didn't look like you.

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Wasn't he one of the least wealthy people in the Senate when Obama selected him?

[edit] Granted, he's not suffering - he'd had a well-paying job for 35 years, but he was nowhere near the league of McConnell or DiFi.

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Ooh, that is a good accent.

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Tina grew up in the Philly suburbs, so she's got the accent down pretty well.

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It's like the big dogs. I knew someone who loved mastiffs but had to stop raising them because they only lived eight years or so.

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Radios appear!

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A great tune from a great band.

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Dogs should live 50 years.

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Homeland Security is too big, with too many missions. Break it up. Decentralize law enforcement and disaster response.

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I'm a radical far left antifa.Repeal the PATRIOT Act. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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The GQP wants slave labor. But we need every immigrant we can get to kick the economy. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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