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... Jordan, the human Voltron of every dumb high school gym teacher you've ever had ...

Jim Jordan -- living proof that those who can't do, teach; those who can't teach, teach gym; and those who can't teach gym get elected to represent Ohio's 4th.

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Maybe "Election" too?

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Obviously, you've never seen Election. Rectify that immediately. It's also one of Reese Witherspoon's top performances; right up there with her star turn in Freeway.

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GMTA!

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Hence my name change...

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Yup. I always write it Gym Jordan.

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I thought Reese was pretty freakin' good in Wild, too.

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Donald Trump is tough. All that misery, that suffering caused by the bone spurs and all those marriage failures and all those contractors who wanted money from him-- damn!-- it's amazing that he's not tougher than he is. But he's tough, so he gets to do anything he wants. It's not a crime. You're the crime.

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I think the accused pedo, Dr. Richard Strauss, croaked before he could be formally charged.

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Glory, although most of the glory accrues to Denzel.

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You mean a Senate lynch lunch? Those fuckers did not waste a minute trying to smear Barack.

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Don't forget the snakes, they have rights too!

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Trump probably has a private stash of videos showing cats being set on fire. I'm sure he would find those hilarious.

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Spank me Daddy!

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Definitely upvoted for biology ref.

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War Games and Torch Song Trilogy.

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