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ken_kukec's avatar

... Jordan, the human Voltron of every dumb high school gym teacher you've ever had ...

Jim Jordan -- living proof that those who can't do, teach; those who can't teach, teach gym; and those who can't teach gym get elected to represent Ohio's 4th.

Zyxomma's avatar

Obviously, you've never seen Election. Rectify that immediately. It's also one of Reese Witherspoon's top performances; right up there with her star turn in Freeway.

Zyxomma's avatar

Yup. I always write it Gym Jordan.

ken_kukec's avatar

I thought Reese was pretty freakin' good in Wild, too.

VandeGraf's avatar

Donald Trump is tough. All that misery, that suffering caused by the bone spurs and all those marriage failures and all those contractors who wanted money from him-- damn!-- it's amazing that he's not tougher than he is. But he's tough, so he gets to do anything he wants. It's not a crime. You're the crime.

ken_kukec's avatar

I think the accused pedo, Dr. Richard Strauss, croaked before he could be formally charged.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Glory, although most of the glory accrues to Denzel.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

You mean a Senate lynch lunch? Those fuckers did not waste a minute trying to smear Barack.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Don't forget the snakes, they have rights too!

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Trump probably has a private stash of videos showing cats being set on fire. I'm sure he would find those hilarious.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Definitely upvoted for biology ref.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

War Games and Torch Song Trilogy.