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Someone once asked if I "believed in baptism." I said I didn't have to believe in it, I've actually SEEN people do it, so I know it exists.

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Raised Unitarian, and we believe in Gay Marriage. Unfortunately, I personally believe in sleeping late on Sunday, so there.

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Detroit may crumble, the Rockies may tumble, They're only made of clay.

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They ALL look like Jug-Heads to me.

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You might me on to some thing there! I never considered, but yeah. That would be like bbq'ing your golden gooses, wouldn't it.

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I grew up going to a Unitarian church. Every once in while someone would have flowers placed on the stage with a dedication of being free from the guilt of the Catholic Church for so many years.

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After doesn't work anymore?

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That gay marriage causes cities to crumble is so obvious he didn't feel he needed to mention it.

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If there's some other kind of buggery, the AB would like to hear about it. In detail, with illustrations.

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Bob Seger?

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We need priests to explain to us which parts of the inerrant word of Yah-Weh are to be taken literally and which are not.

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What I gave everyone I know with a car for Winter Solstice last year: <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/mf..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cafepress.com/mf/7901912/what-would-ct...">http://www.cafepress.com/mf...

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One who is into B&D, obsessed with the naked male body, and repulsed by and/or terrified of women. Basically, a classic closeted self-hating oldskool pre-Stonewall gay caricature.

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She privatized the steelworks as well. They are now run by Indian or Thai companies.

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Those Christianist whack-jobs are so anti-gay, yet, for some reason, their deity comes across as a huge drama queen.

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Gay marriage. Finally an explanation for why Detroit looks like Fallujah on a bad hair day.

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