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If I don't have a children or a children's oral medicine syringe, can I just pour the amaretto into a glass and drink it? That seems like it would work just as well.

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I didn't even know almonds had teats!

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Googling things so you don't have to:

<blockquote><b><a href="http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php\?term=mangiacake" target="_blank">mangiacake</a></b>

Translation: "Cake eater". A derogatory term used by blue-collar Italo-Canadians used to describe commercialized middle-class WASPs. Italo-Canadians would view the typical daily diet of fellow WASP workers to be based on refined white flour and sugar.

<i>Dave: "Yum! Kraft peanut butter and jam sandwiches on Wonderbread and a Coke and Twinkie for lunch. I've been hungry since my usual double-double coffee and three Tim Horton's donuts from this morning. I can't wait to get home and have a Schneider's honey glazed ham and McCain's frozen cake." Mario: "Dave. Oh. Don't be such a mangiacake. I got a mortadella, tomato and provolone on a pannino and escarole salad. Why don't you come over to my moms and try some of her pasta al forno with veal and dad's homemade sausage and wine?"</i></blockquote>

This describes me embarassingly well.

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Moussolini has only one response to this: mangia!

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