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RRJKR's avatar

Traditionally, you had to be dead to get a statue of yourself erected. Did I miss something?

Sercanet's avatar

That thing is gonna make for some spectacular video when they eventually break out the block-and-tackle and pull that sucker down, ala Saddam Hussein.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

I mean they haven’t even sacrificed virgins to it. Without Trump’s bestie Epstein around, it’s hard to sneak them into Trump properties.

josephebacon's avatar

First it was Canada, then Greenland, then Cuba and now Trump wants to make Venezuela the 51st State...

https://bsky.app/profile/ronfilipkowski.bsky.social/post/3mllkuza42s2y

SkeptiKC's avatar

That histrionic malcontent is a gawd damned psychopath.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Trump wants to be able to walk down ramps normally. He wants a lot of things.

Tetman Callis's avatar

If you eat enough Big Macs, is this the kind of golden calf you'll shit out?

Richard S's avatar

In a way, he's right.

It's not a golden calf.

It's a golden ass.

josephebacon's avatar

Here goes THE OZHOLE telling women to have more babies...

Dr Oz: "One in three Americans are under-babied"

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mlllnap2zi23

Nevermind if you cannot afford to have them. Do as THE OZHOLE commands!

EyeQueue's avatar

Go suck yourself off, motherfucker. And choke on it.

SkeptiKC's avatar

The Nazis articulated the same attitude, going as far as to create militaristic badges of honor awarded to German women who'd given birth to a substantial number of little WHITE German babies.

THIS is effectively just the same sick and twisted perspective and it makes my skin fucking crawl.

YaJagoff's avatar

Under-babied? Really?

Eureka's avatar

Yeah…that is Not A Thing. Pester your own daughter for grandbabies, Dr. Oz, and leave America alone.

gallbladder's avatar

"under-babied"? Who the fuck thinks of this stuff?

Eureka's avatar

The same geniuses who brought you Kid Rock’s halftime show and the Erika Kirk funeral extravaganza. They are so *bad* at this!

josephebacon's avatar

Racist Whites who fear being outnumbered by colored people!

Paula Wade's avatar

These people put the sick in sycophant.

RRJKR's avatar

What mystifies me the most about the whole MAGA movement is the elevation to near idolatry of a single man Traditionally, Americans have been repulsed by such a thing. Yes, kids go apeshit over the latest fab musician, but that's kids, not grown-up adult people.

EyeQueue's avatar

I'm getting made fun of b/c I want to go to Buccee's. :( :( :(

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I've heard of them, not likely I'll ever be near one though.

My vote for favorite gas station is near Yosemite, also near me:

https://www.whoanelliedeli.com/

Next favorite would be Eddie World in Beatty Nevada:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EddieWorld

EyeQueue's avatar

Those look so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

I looked that up. You want to go to... a gas station?

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

It would be cheaper to buy World Cup tickets instead.

EyeQueue's avatar

LOL!!!!!! With how much gas is. B/c it's all the way across town (across Phoenix), so it would be like a 45 minute drive for me.

EyeQueue's avatar

It's a food extravaganza! Kolaches! Brisket! Freshly made!

We do have a kolache place right by our house that is owned locally. My brother went there yesterday morning and got us some kolaches, but the only ones they had were poppy paste b/c they had sold out of the others by that time.

I *love* them, but they didn't go over well with most other people in the house. There's something about the poppy paste they don't like. But I do. It's unique and complex and I've never tasted anything like it before.

Anyway, Buccee's is opening in my area on June 22. So I'm getting me some! YEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

Darrell Leland's avatar

To paraphrase a Friends episode...

I didn't think you were idolitors.

NOW I do.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

There’s no shame in eating ass if he treats you with respect. He doesn’t respect anyone.

Rhand Holm's avatar

How does one become a pastor? In Mr. Burn's case, it's because he says he is.

From Wikipedia:

𝑅𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑟

𝐴𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑡 𝑎 𝑀𝑐𝐷𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑑'𝑠, 𝐵𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑑 𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑢𝑟𝑐ℎ 𝑖𝑛 𝐸𝑎𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑦, 𝑆𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝐶𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑎, 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑣𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑚.

Did he find divine inspiration at the frialator? "These fries are perfect and can only be the result of the hand of god!"

R. Riddle's avatar

Well ... no wonder he's associated with Trump. He has the inside dope on the Big Macs.

gallbladder's avatar

When can we expect the sudden discovery of a new chapter in the bibble named after fuckface?

R. Riddle's avatar

This weirdness about the Bible and Trump has been going on for awhile.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trump_Prophecy

Eureka's avatar

That would delight me. Please, please!

gallbladder's avatar

"Thou shalt grift thine own mother."

BlueStateLibel's avatar

I always laugh when I remember how the demented Republicans accused us of "worshipping" our "dear leader" Barack Obama, because I guess we voted for him and supported most of his policies. Turns out it was total projection of course and they couldn't wait to worship the slimy con artist and convicted felon Donald Trump.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Also we like Obama, because he was nice and funny and smart and thoughtful. Republicans are and were insanely jealous of the popularity Obama had worldwide.

josephebacon's avatar

Who else remembers when Franky Graham Cracker repeatedly went on Fox to say that Obama wasn't a "real christian"?

RRJKR's avatar

How twisted do you have to be to like the idea of a golden statue of yourself on public display? Any normal person would be mortified. Trump's a fucking weirdo, always has been.

EyeQueue's avatar

Is it really gold? Won't someone try to steal it?

SkeptiKC's avatar

Several rattle-cans of gold spray piant purchased at a local hardware store.