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I almost forgot -- Jimi Hendrix uses it a lot. Trying to remember which particular song. Foxy Lady for sure. A few others, I can't remember which though.

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I'll tell you one thing that's totally fucking pluperfect, and that's the phrase "her Georgia O'Keefe" for Megan's va-jay-jay. My vocabulary has been increased today, by one new word, and hats off to you guys. Not least because it rhymes with, um, "queef" which puts me two thirds of the way into lines 1,2, and 5 of a limerick...

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as a musical device, yeah I can see that sort of like "yeah, yeah, yeah" became a derisive way to mock all rock and roll songs to the parents

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oh gawds, the Beach Blanket movies! cost $40 bucks to make and pushed out 3-4 a summer it seemed

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As in, "she has a groovy hoo hah, yeah, yeah, she has a groovy hoo hah, yeah, yeah, with a puss like that, you know you can't go wrong."

Like that?

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nah, more like this;

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

the close up on Ringo is worth the ad all by itself! :P

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Greek Nazis, also too.

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I take pity on you. The perfect tense is "I have been, you have eaten, he has driven" etc.; the pluperfect is "I had been, you had eaten, he had driven".

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I had thought I once knew what pluperfect meant; keep giving 103%, dumbasses. We do not need a word that means 'better than perfect'.

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I don't know idiom but I'm always stomping around the old stamping grounds just champing at the bit for someone to chomp at the bait with that bit.

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Ultradoubleplusgood stuff, Mr. Lord! I expect this will not be the last time I encounter your work here on Wonkette.

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Look out, Don Lemon, someone's coming fer yer jahb.

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Trump has a history of starting these grudge feuds, as petty as they are public. Can you imagine a President doing that? This early in the campaign, he's already started one with Mexico. He'd make Dubya look like a diplomat.

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Your suggestion is a foregone conclusion sir.

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The Illinois Nazis look good this year...with a little pitching work they could...

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Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

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