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Voting for Republicans is kind of like dropping a deuce into the legislature, so I can kind of see their point.

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Meh, a lot of the beaches are not so great any more either thanks to BP and redneck boaters. And the oranges have medfly infestations or the groves have been sold to real estate developers. So basically we have nothing and the state should just be allowed to return to the ocean from whence it came.

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I live in North Florida. We never have lines at the polls because there are like seven million polling places for a couple of million (mostly GOP) voters. Having moved here from South Florida (which is very blue), we were appalled at how deliberately and blatantly this state discriminates against Democrats now that the Teabaggers are in charge. It wasn't always so (see: Walkin' Lawton Chiles) but it is now and it's criminal.

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Eagerly looking forward to the Wall Street Journal editorial lamenting that the whole disability rights thing has gotten so out of hand. It started out as a reasonable thing, but then Big Government got involved and passed the Americans with Disabilities Act, and now it's gone completely out of control.

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Whoa, your Ladyship! Tell us how you really feel!

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I guess this means I will be serving bottomless cups of coffee in Republican precincts.

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Time to get working on that combined voting booth/Port-A-Potty idea...

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Hey Rubio, can I borrow your water bottle? I promise to give it back.

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bath salt libul!!1!

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almost as bad as a Nickelback show

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