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Goonemeritus's avatar

Cats are late for everything except murder.

Emmanuel  Goldstein's avatar

Wait! That was YESTERDAY?

Anzu's avatar
Sep 6Edited

The heat index was 106F so we were late for the outdoor football game on purpose, until our seats were in the shade.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Seeing those vids reminded me that it always bothered me that Kathy was the only character in that strip, men or women, who didn’t have a nose. Now I’m obsessed with the question…

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Oops. Sorry. I’m late to this post.

I Stedman's avatar

Our beloved family cat used to chase squirrels. She'd chase them across the garden, until the squirrel would stop. Cat stops, about three feet away. Squirrel then lunges at the cat, and the cat runs away, chased by the squirrel! As they're running out of garden, the cat stops. Squirrel stops, about three feet away. Cat lunges, squirrel runs, and back across the garden they would go. Sometimes three or four times! As kidlets we would watch from the kitchen window as they went back and forth.

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Mr. Fluffy? Is that you?? Oh No....!!

kasteel1's avatar

I hope "Bob" got a chunk out of whoever put him into that outfit. Cats are not dolls, they are not toys!

Joe Z's avatar

I wish you luck, Batbob.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

We had a friend who was consistently late for everything because he was so disorganized. We just started telling him things started a half hour earlier than it was.

ames's avatar

Ack! Love Dennehy! *eats chocolate*

pskbh's avatar

I'll be late doing laundry. Wait, if I'm *planning * to be late, then I won't be late. Oh I know! The hummers were side-eyeing me earlier because I was late filling their feeder.

Whew. Now I can be...I'm confused 😕.

Menotsure's avatar

I just got back from a small road trip. Did I miss something?

beb's avatar

God, I hate reading the news anymore. Today I learned that the Pentagon is trying to steal money from SNAP to pay for Trump voluntary war. The malfeasance and cruelty of this president is a daily nightmare. And who do you think is late today? The Grim Reaper. Trump still lives to make me sick tomorrow.

"M"'s avatar

yeah

not only is Grim Reaper really late -- but he's also been taking out way too many of the wrong people lately

Richard S's avatar

I'll be late for something tomorrow. Will that count?