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Megan Macomber's avatar

I've always *loved* Ilhan Omar. I just wish she hadn't gone and run over that blond lady with her Honda Pilot. I can hardly believe she's alive, that blond lady, but she does seem to be...alive. Kind of. I mean, based on this evidence it's hard to tell...

Poor blond lady! I hope she recovers! Brain damage like that can take years, however.

Tabu234's avatar

I wish when trump tells a reporter “you’re a stupid person” the reporter would say “it takes one to know one” just to see what happens 🤭😂😂😂

Marycat2021's avatar

Childish, and it implies that both people are indeed stupid. "I know you're stupid because you're just like me," in other words. Instead of petty crap, say something smarter.

Tabu234's avatar

Of course it’s childish Marycat…I’m so so tired of him getting away with his disgusting behavior though 😕 I really was just trying to be humorous even though none of this is the least bit funny

Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

When you order delivery or take-away in Thailand, they always include a little packet of chili sauce, ketchup, and a small sack of oregano. I save the oregano, cause that's shit's expensive here. When you order cat toys shipped, you always get a little packet of car nip. I said all that just to say I just had the strangest tasting chicken I've ever had.

Marycat2021's avatar

I bet the cat liked it.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Omar is absolutely correct; that woman needs a brain scan -- to make sure she has one.

Stephen St John's avatar

Omar treats this "reporter" with the proper amount of derision.

Oh, and I just loved “Oh, you’re one of those people.”

BlueSpot's avatar

Mockery is one of the most powerful weapons in beating the living shit out of fascism. It’s also the most fun part of fighting fascism, or maybe the only fun part.

We need a "How To Mock Fascism" weekly posting. Part of "Nice Times".

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Also a "Mocking Fascism for Dummies ... because they are the dummies" book series also too.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

"What did you do during the Great Chump Clusterfuck, Grandpa?"

"Why, I was on the front lines in Antifa's First Company, Whoopie Cushion Division. Those MAGA chuds could never sit comfortably around us."

Stephen St John's avatar

Mocking these fascists is our patriotic duty..

Jjamie's avatar

Sarcasm is incredibly effective on ICE Losers until they shoot you in the face. Be careful, folks!

chev_chelios's avatar

Bless Ilhan Omar's heart.....with so much rotten, vile, horrific and deadly daily occurrences happening....this brought a smile to my face....thxxx Ilhan....thxxx Evan.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Is this the same dipshit Nancy Pelosi told to “shut up” a few weeks ago?

Michael's avatar

No contest. IO knocks out the My Pillow "reporter" in the first round. She was actually trying to be merciful.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It was at that point that Ilhan turned to the referee and told him to end the fight. It was obvious the MyPillow Reporter had had enough.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

"Mockery is one of the most powerful weapons in beating the living shit out of fascism. It’s also the most fun part of fighting fascism, or maybe the only fun part."

R'amen to that.

BlueStateLibel's avatar

Dances like a butterfly, stings like a bee...

Hank Napkin's avatar

MyPillow News? Dear Mustachioed Gods please spare me a view of their "logo"...

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

I hope she got paid in advance.

ResistanceFictionistaBlondeIQ's avatar

One of DJTiltCat's faves: "what HAPPENED to you?"

Michael Bowen's avatar

The Tiedrich Challenge: the first person to ask The Dotard "Seriously, what the fck is wrong with you?" gets a Pulitzer.

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Can't I just go ahead and kick them in their real dicks?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That requires you to find them first.