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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Whenever I see news item saying "Trump is now redirecting JD Vance to . . ." I envision that involving Milk Bones . . .

satch's avatar

Oh, well... if Newt says it's OK...

ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

"The White House warned congressional Democrats on Wednesday that efforts to investigate the administration could be a crime"

Maybe I haven't had enough coffee yet, but this is how dictatorships work FFCS.

It appears that while the electoral work I have will be lessened (except for possible special elections), the resistance as a whole needs to go into overdrive.

I will just add this....

♬ And I'm scared to be an American

Where I once thought I was free

And I will fight for freedom & truth

To protect you and me

And I'd gladly stand up next to you

And fight MAGA still today

'Cause there ain't no doubt

I love this land

God Help the U.S.A ♬

Lucidamente's avatar

I’m waiting for Trump to claim ExEcUtIvE pRiViLeGe for all his underlings and promise them pardons for contempt of Congress charges. I’m also waiting for low-level and private-sector whistleblowers to start revealing all.

Free beach's avatar

One of the biglyest crimes this administration commits on a daily basis are crimes against the English language.

Perhaps they should be deported.

Shocktreatment's avatar

So 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 tells me that The Presumption of Regularity used to be

https://www.justsecurity.org/120547/presumption-of-regularity/

• Core Principle: Courts traditionally assume that federal, state, or local government officials properly discharge their official duties, act in good faith, follow established procedures, and tell the truth in court filings.

• Evidentiary Impact: Rather than treating the government like an ordinary litigant, courts place a heavy burden of proof on challengers. Anyone alleging government misconduct or irregularity usually must provide clear, concrete evidence to displace the presumption.

• Scope: It applies widely across agency rulemaking, administrative records, executive actions, grand jury proceedings, and official representations

And the Judiciary, the fuckin' MAGA judiciary that holed the concept below the waterline and sank it with despicable, intolerable behavior would like us to respect its opinion on predicates for investigation...

Like the Wave won't be striking anywhere near them when the swearings in begin...

Lots of corrupt shitbirds are going to be surprised as hell, "Target letter? Me?"

freakishlystrong's avatar

One wonders what these shitweasles will do when we tear the fucking thing down.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Wait .... ol' Newt isn't pushing up daisies somewhere?

Free beach's avatar

Only his “mind”

Oy!'s avatar

Who's 'Daisy'? Is Newt at it again?

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Nope, unfortunately.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

JD's face is looking a little round.

maybe someone should tell him.

R. Riddle's avatar

JD is one step away from being cast as Wilson in a remake of "Cast Away".

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I thought it always looked that way...

Zonath of Ur's avatar

Under Trump the DOJ has become the most visibly corrupt (and incompetent!) arm of the crime family so I can see why random-ass attorney in South Texas is sweating.

ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

"How does this involve the Southern District of Texas? Christ only fucking knows"

I read somewhere that this loon is involved because he's about the only supplicant who will go along with this shit. There are only so many last-place law school grads, you know...

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

He’s a Twitter shitposter who couldn’t get confirmed by a GOP Senate.

Bear is Under-Cubbed's avatar

Aaron: "They said I'm cool! They said I'm COOL!"

Everyone else: "No, they said 'Cooley'."

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Newt is at the age now where he is probably trying to whitewash his filthy legacy. Best of luck to him, even though it won't work. He will be remembered by many as the motherfucker who fired starting pistol in this sick race to the bottom for the GOP.

Bear is Under-Cubbed's avatar

Plus further additionally also and too, no one's ever going to forget Newt running around on his first wife when she had cancer, or divorcing his second right after she was diagnosed with MS.

vorpal 🇨🇦 Elbows Up! 🇨🇦's avatar

Smiling selfie with his Gorgon wife in front of Auschwitz

Donald Laporte's avatar

Newt must be really desperate for relevance. Just go away you sack of shit.

Belasaurius's avatar

Ken Paxton's divorce is official

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

When did his “Christian influencer”, mom of 7, divorce her husband, or is she still cucking him with Cockeyed Ken?

Donald Laporte's avatar

Is it a Biblical Divorce?

Flashman's avatar

Is that the one where you stone your ex?

vorpal 🇨🇦 Elbows Up! 🇨🇦's avatar

oooohhhhhhh... so he's in the dating pool now?!?!?

Vic's avatar
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Better check with his adulterous Tracy Duhon, a fake-blonde idiot "christian" "influencer" whose unethical travel and cavorting Texans have been supporting with their tax money. She seems like Ken's intellectual equal.

Belasaurius's avatar

at the shallow end

belfryo's avatar

Emphasis on pool

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

I get a little tired of "investigations" - that is, the word. I know it's legitimate here, of course, and there are details and money trails to discover, etc. But sometimes it seems to be used so inappropriately. When Comey spelled out '86 47', they talked about 'investigating' him. Why? To interview the seashells? It just seems like a vague, all-purpose threat sometimes.

{Sigh} I know, probably now I'm gonna be investigated.

belfryo's avatar

It's a way of implying guilt in a way that you can do legally.

chev_chelios's avatar

....guy on the left, looks like a rapist, child sex offender...and the guy on the right, well, we all know he's a couch f*/@$%&!er....

...maga can't even get any normal looking people in their sick cult following....pathetic excuse for human beings...

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The left has a monopoly on normal looking. Moving inarguably into hot tertitiry...El Sayed, Sam Forstag, Johnny O, ZM , AOC

Who they got? Jim Jordan, Ken Paxton, Ted Cruz, Tommy Tubervilke...?

Yikes