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PubOption's avatar

So far, Wonkette isn't charging more for the 'upgrades'.

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bobbert's avatar

Thank you for the underused word "frowsy".

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bobbert's avatar

Thank you, Anne.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I'd hit that. Strap a 2x4 across my ass while I snort this Viagra boys.... I'm going in.

Nah, just kidding.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>ignore her husband if he just happened to call in to report her for domestic abuse </i>

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again....

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

mama's got a brand new bag!

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bobbert's avatar

Is whoever's counting these ballots related to Kathy Nickolaus?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

My belief system is this. If I feel threatened, and I do carry a gun in all things I drive, I do, it is my right, as anything, delivered without government. If I yell at a seven year old what am I to do if I gave him several warnings to shoot him?(?) I told the Menards store I was going to damage the bag a FULL ten minutes with gun in hand which in this country is a right at lowest cost - because it's PRIVATE.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

That's the mug I expected to see in the story about Kallie giving her fellow Border Patrol agent a public jump start.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I don't know about damaging one, but at the risk of making a value judgment here I'd say Suzi may have put on the old feed bag a few too many times.

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PubOption's avatar

There's something else going wrong at the Wonket. The Tribune link wouldn't work, and the ABC link redirected to a 2009 Wonkabout page.

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schmannity's avatar

Is this Shellie Zimmerman's mama?

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

This is the kind of thing that makes me think that any greeting card company worth their salt could devote an entire product line to "Condolences Regarding Your Crazy-Assed Neighbo[u]r"

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chascates's avatar

Reboot the server or something, the links are wanky.

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chascates's avatar

So her hobby is animal husbandry?

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