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So far, Wonkette isn't charging more for the 'upgrades'.

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Thank you for the underused word "frowsy".

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Thank you, Anne.

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I'd hit that. Strap a 2x4 across my ass while I snort this Viagra boys.... I'm going in.

Nah, just kidding.

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<i>ignore her husband if he just happened to call in to report her for domestic abuse </i>

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again....

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mama's got a brand new bag!

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Is whoever's counting these ballots related to Kathy Nickolaus?

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My belief system is this. If I feel threatened, and I do carry a gun in all things I drive, I do, it is my right, as anything, delivered without government. If I yell at a seven year old what am I to do if I gave him several warnings to shoot him?(?) I told the Menards store I was going to damage the bag a FULL ten minutes with gun in hand which in this country is a right at lowest cost - because it's PRIVATE.

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That's the mug I expected to see in the story about Kallie giving her fellow Border Patrol agent a public jump start.

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I don't know about damaging one, but at the risk of making a value judgment here I'd say Suzi may have put on the old feed bag a few too many times.

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There's something else going wrong at the Wonket. The Tribune link wouldn't work, and the ABC link redirected to a 2009 Wonkabout page.

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Is this Shellie Zimmerman's mama?

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This is the kind of thing that makes me think that any greeting card company worth their salt could devote an entire product line to "Condolences Regarding Your Crazy-Assed Neighbo[u]r"

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Reboot the server or something, the links are wanky.

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So her hobby is animal husbandry?

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