Illinois crazytime state lawmaker update alert newsbreak: GOP state Senator Suzi Schmidt, the curiously thrilled human pictured at left, was arrested for, uh, "damaging" an animal feed bag belonging to the neighbors and was later served with an "emergency stalking no contact order." This is the same Suzi Schmidt who last year preemptively phoned 911 dispatchers on Christmas to first inform them of her official title and then
So far, Wonkette isn&#039;t charging more for the &#039;upgrades&#039;.
Thank you for the underused word &quot;frowsy&quot;.
Thank you, Anne.
I&#039;d hit that. Strap a 2x4 across my ass while I snort this Viagra boys.... I&#039;m going in.
Nah, just kidding.
<i>ignore her husband if he just happened to call in to report her for domestic abuse </i>
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again....
mama&#039;s got a brand new bag!
Is whoever&#039;s counting these ballots related to Kathy Nickolaus?
My belief system is this. If I feel threatened, and I do carry a gun in all things I drive, I do, it is my right, as anything, delivered without government. If I yell at a seven year old what am I to do if I gave him several warnings to shoot him?(?) I told the Menards store I was going to damage the bag a FULL ten minutes with gun in hand which in this country is a right at lowest cost - because it&#039;s PRIVATE.
That&#039;s the mug I expected to see in the story about Kallie giving her fellow Border Patrol agent a public jump start.
I don&#039;t know about damaging one, but at the risk of making a value judgment here I&#039;d say Suzi may have put on the old feed bag a few too many times.
There&#039;s something else going wrong at the Wonket. The Tribune link wouldn&#039;t work, and the ABC link redirected to a 2009 Wonkabout page.
Is this Shellie Zimmerman&#039;s mama?
This is the kind of thing that makes me think that any greeting card company worth their salt could devote an entire product line to &quot;Condolences Regarding Your Crazy-Assed Neighbo[u]r&quot;
Reboot the server or something, the links are wanky.
So her hobby is animal husbandry?