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you're going to gitmo when pres perry makes him sec of defense.

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merry christmas!

sorry that's all i got. you all covered everything with typical elan.

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Husbands, how do ya cook them?

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Why couldn't this creature have been married to congresscritter Joe Walsh?

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What's her stand on wriggling around in excrement?

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I suppose they stay together for the kids. I'm sure they'll turn out just fine.

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What, one wonders, did she expect the 911 operator to say to the husband when he made his inevitable call?

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I've often wondered about that song. Was Mommy making out with the little girl's dad - or really kissing Santa Claus?

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Glen Rice?

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Or Jim Belushi.

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Upon further review, the most astonishing thing about this sorry episode is her statement: "I was the Lake County Board chairman for 10 years."

Ten years? That's taking a very long time to move up through the ranks.

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Or that she has a three day birthday.

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Has Leatherface from the 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' moved to Illinois?

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How many women has Douglas Feith had?

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Suzi is a trophy wife. Unfortunately, that trophy shape is the Stanley Cup.

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Coffee spurt!

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