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fuflans's avatar

you're going to gitmo when pres perry makes him sec of defense.

fuflans's avatar

merry christmas!

sorry that's all i got. you all covered everything with typical elan.

The Quirk's avatar

Husbands, how do ya cook them?

The Quirk's avatar

Why couldn't this creature have been married to congresscritter Joe Walsh?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What's her stand on wriggling around in excrement?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I suppose they stay together for the kids. I'm sure they'll turn out just fine.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

What, one wonders, did she expect the 911 operator to say to the husband when he made his inevitable call?

TundraGrifter's avatar

I've often wondered about that song. Was Mommy making out with the little girl's dad - or really kissing Santa Claus?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Upon further review, the most astonishing thing about this sorry episode is her statement: "I was the Lake County Board chairman for 10 years."

Ten years? That's taking a very long time to move up through the ranks.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Or that she has a three day birthday.

PubOption's avatar

Has Leatherface from the 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' moved to Illinois?

PubOption's avatar

How many women has Douglas Feith had?

schmannity's avatar

Suzi is a trophy wife. Unfortunately, that trophy shape is the Stanley Cup.