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What a godless commie!

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We're #1 (in worker exploitation)! We're #1 (in worker exploitation)! USA! USA!

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Oh, no! How will the Land of Lincoln compete against a workers' paradise like St. Kittts and Nevis for labor?

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Tl;dr THEY MISS THEIR SLAVES

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Riiiight? I'm always breaking out the Small Business Violin for these tragedies. Bitch, we ALL got inflation and gas prices! Get in line!! I'll cry your river after I've finished my own!

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Wait for iiiiit...

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Geez. New Hampshire. Sometimes is ok to follow the crowd.

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She's mad that Joe Biden looked so big and strong popping up in Kyiv with the sirens blaring. 😎🤘🏼 They don't have any way to counteract that, so they just crank up the volume on the Random Bat Guano Spreader.

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Pffft! Nobody cares, because we've already seen it on TV.

They'll do their best to scrounge together Tourist Photos, but it'll flop. They're trying to rewrite the whole thing and it'll flop.

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Corporations are people and people are corporations. Just ask Mittens or their godking of tax scams drumpf, he's like 70 LLCs at any given time.See Brownback's Folly for more details on the end goal:

"Kansas' law eliminated state taxes on pass-through entities and reduced income tax that individuals pay - from a top rate of 6.4% to 4.9%.This had a dramatic effect.Tens of thousands of people "re-labelled themselves as LLCs", says Kenneth Kriz, a public finance professor at Wichita State University, effectively paying no state taxes on their business income."

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I'd like to hear what their 3 employees have to say; off the record, if need be.

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An entire continent believes the Buffalo Bills were the greatest American football team of the 90's, so not a total loss.

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Way back in biz school, I was told to red flag employees that don't use vacation time for possible internal theft. The idea was that they were afraid to let another worker take over their tasks, thus uncovering whatever scheme they had cooked up.

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Me too. But I don't live there :( I'm super bummed that Adam Schiff got in the race after Porter made her announcement.

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It's also the only state in the region where cannabis and car window tinting are illegal.

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