This won't come as a terrible surprise to anyone, I imagine, but the BP board is set to accept my resignation Monday evening and then all the oil in your Gulf waters will simply evaporate, as it was all my fault. Bit of levity, right? This will be my final contribution to your Wonkette, as well, and I can't say I'll miss this exercise in self-flagellation.
I'm About To Get My Life Back, By Tony Hayward
I'm About To Get My Life Back, By Tony…
I'm About To Get My Life Back, By Tony Hayward
This won't come as a terrible surprise to anyone, I imagine, but the BP board is set to accept my resignation Monday evening and then all the oil in your Gulf waters will simply evaporate, as it was all my fault. Bit of levity, right? This will be my final contribution to your Wonkette, as well, and I can't say I'll miss this exercise in self-flagellation.