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Pixeloid's avatar

About what one would expect from Apricot Adolf.

DemoCat's avatar

Every time he opens his mouth, the midterms get better for Dems. Banning the free press, a never ending war with Iran over some imagined nuclear threat, costing billions and billions when we had a treaty with them, while he builds a golden ballroom and his contract wife posts photos of the fancy table settings for state dinners. It’s high times for the rich and the connected, and all they have to do is keep convincing stupid people that SOCIALISM! is scary and somehow bad for them, despite most of them heavily dependent on socialist programs. The rich and the ignorant. That’s who we are. With intelligent, open minded people trapped in this nightmare which keeps getting worse with every republican administration. I saw an ad today that Dems will ban all gas powered vehicles if elected. And take away your guns, and force your kids to switch genders. And that’s all it takes to keep billionaires in power.

OG Blockhead's avatar

When the time comes I will join whatever mob promises to march collaborators through the streets as we shave their heada.

Ill-Advised's avatar

As long as we're shaving them at a guillotine... readying my Madame DeFarge costume and knitting needles for the occasion.

kmblue187's avatar

Top photo of Trump looks photoshopped.

marcus816's avatar

If he spends an entire interview with Jake Tapper grabbing the anchor’s arm and swinging it at his own face while asking “Hey Jake, why are you hitting yourself?”

Tapper doesn’t have time for that! He’s busy writing a new book about how Joe Biden is still old. Not only that, he’s rumored to be GETTING OLDER!

DemoCat's avatar

And reliable sources say Biden may even die one day, whether he survives cancer or not. How could America trust a man so fragile that he keeps getting older and may even shuffle off this mortal coil??? So Biden struggled with words, or took longer to articulate his thoughts, and it’s book-worthy. Trump starts a needless war, alienates every ally with tariffs that are crushing our economy, spends billions without congressional approval and sleeps during daily meetings and that’s just how Trump is. It isn’t newsworthy, and you’ll get banned if you report on it anyway.

mitch's avatar

Our country is such a mess thanks to Diaper Donnie . As for Wonkette , I wish I could pay Yet because of my health and losing my house soon I can't . So I just share and try to get others to read . Peace to all at Wonkette .

DemoCat's avatar

I hope your health and home issues improve.

eddi-SABH's avatar

It's no use. We still know Trump is a babbling idiot. Even if the only news outlet left is Truth Social.

Karen Krebser's avatar

I'm sure if we all dug through our couch cushions and pockets we'd find enough money to hire Aaron Donald to help us all out, maybe.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Sure would be nice if NONE of the press showed up next time our toddler-in-chief fills his diaper and wants to wail.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

That really would be the best for all of us.

Reader's avatar

I'm so confused. What happened previously when people cleared off their desks cause everyone was banned except the bloggers?

Reader's avatar

It was at the Pentagon.

Reader's avatar

He previously kicked everyone out of the I don't know what, press pool, everyone cleared off their desks, there were tears, people who had worked there 20 years had to go, and he kept on the young bloggers and the crazy right wing press which I can't think of any of the outlets names right now.

clairence's avatar

I feel fairly certain his problem is with them reporting on his bad poll numbers. If he's not polling at 99%, it's fake news.

"M"'s avatar

It's "fake news" according TO HIM.

I really wish people could be a little more specific about that so folks don't slide down futher into the sea of misinformation

clairence's avatar

are you sugggesting someone might read what I wrote and think anything other than "to him"?

"M"'s avatar

I think it would be a great idea for all of us to remember that the literacy rate of the average American voter is likely lower than that of the average reader at yr Wonkette

and it's much lower than the 90% literacy rate they have in Iran

I mean -- the phrase wasn't in common mainstream media discourse AT ALL before 2016; the only place people tended to hear it was in advanced media literacy studies of propaganda

So in order to accurately answer that question you ask -- you have to think about how it got into this level of common discourse in the first place

clairence's avatar

it's at this level here because we collectively use it to mock the guy.

If I was to make the same comment pretty much anywhere else online, I'd at least use quotation marks to indicate it's essentially a figure of speech any more, and not the truth.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Don-Don trying to hide his malfeasance is like Don-Don trying to hide his ignorance is like Don-Don trying to hide his cruelty is like Don-Don trying to hide his arrogance is like Don-Don trying to hide his obesity is like Don-Don trying to hide his stroke is like Don-Don trying to hide his violence is like Don-Don trying to hide his napping is like Don-Don trying to hide.

Virginia Smith's avatar

Can’t wait to see what the Judge in the likely upcoming First Amendment case does with that statement! That is prime Summary Judgment evidence.