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Michael's avatar

How shrewd!

SkeptiKC's avatar

They are such cute little creatures!

Nancy Naive's avatar

Perhaps Petruchio should have tried food? Not one, but two!

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

So that gray mass in the background is an elephant's rump?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Does kinda look like an elephant leg. But it's just a tree. Heh, details do get lost during gif compression.

YaJagoff's avatar

At first glance, I thought those were babby Anteaters. On a side note, my uncle was an aunteater.

tehbaddr's avatar
3hEdited

Also, they look like things from The Dark Crystal, too!

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Miniture elepahants?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Distant relatives. True story.

Al Bellenchia's avatar

So shrew me!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Lookit those snoots!

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Cutie shrews, not killer shrews!

tehbaddr's avatar

(Killer Shrews are actually dogs)

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Yep, but I was going with the title.

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

Are they to scale?

tehbaddr's avatar

That is a question of mass importance.

tehbaddr's avatar

The Taming of The Shrews?

Antifa Commander's avatar

The Taring of the Shrews

tehbaddr's avatar

Oh! Good one!

Michael's avatar

This is alarming. ICE is ignoring court orders over and over and over again:

https://www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-situation--what-federal-judges-are-saying

WeaverSix's avatar

It's almost like they're criminals or something.

SunMoonStars's avatar

This should not shock or surprise anyone. They have been doing this since his first reign of terror.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

SCOTUS is complicit. Their newly-found “the President not getting to immediately do what he wants is an irreparable harm” principle in overturning district court emergency injunctions has emboldened the regime.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Gee, the Right turning their QAnon-level conspiracy thinking against each other. You hate to see it.

Bupkus231's avatar

I feel we should all embrace this quote from Neil Steinberg at the Chicago Sun-Times:

"They don't hate immigrants because immigrants are criminals; they tar them as criminals because they hate them."

And throw it in the face of any MAGA you encounter talking about "illegals" or "criminals". I suppose it's not surprise to most of us, but they so often claim they're not being bigoted, they just hate "criminals". Telling them that violating immigration law is not a criminal violation, but a civil one, so calling them "criminal" for this is just bullshit.

Of course, these assholes will never accept the fact that their entire stance about immigration is based more on their fear and hatred of the "other", and continue to insist that they are just "law-abiding".

Bupkus231's avatar

That quote from Uthmeier just demonstrates just how much he is unacceptable as an Attorney General. But, then again, when you realize that Pammy Jo was a Florida AG, maybe, just maybe, Uthmeier aint' that bad.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Mrs Mild and I decided to wait until we could max our out our Social Security; we both turn 70 next month. We went online and applied last month for our “benefits” (they’re not benefits, that’s money owed us after 50+ years of paying into FICA).

My application has been approved, and hopefully we’ll see my first payment in a couple of weeks. Mrs Mild’s had not been approved yet. We’ve been calling SSA, and trying to see what the story is. So far the best they can tell us is that it’s still “in process” or “under review”, and that it may take 90 days to process.

My application was completed in less than a month. Why is Mrs Mild’s taking longer?

Resource NW's avatar

While the US women's team was happily sitting down with Flavor Fav, one of the guys discovered everything the convicted felon dies. Brady Tkachuk is shown in WH generated AI denigrating Canadian hockey players. He is currently captain of the NHL Ottawa Senators. Watch the corners, Brady.

Tecolote's avatar

Lunch with Stanley Tucci at a great restaurant in Milan vs cold hamberders with Diaper Don? US Women hockey team outscores the men...again.

Regret's avatar

Am I the first one linking to the mandatory TheLonelyIsland music video for I'm On A Boat? Unacceptable! It features T-Pain!

https://youtu.be/avaSdC0QOUM?si=nfvO96xMtivGNMB1

Babe Paley's avatar

I love T-Pain so much in this!

Famous people not taking themselves seriously is on of my favorite things.

Resource NW's avatar

Driving while an immigrant seems to be a problem.

SkeptiKC's avatar

That is a staggering understatement. America is once again demonstrating blatant hypocrisy.

marydn's avatar

Speaking of the Derry Girls (see How to Get to Heaven from Belfast), I loved that show so I will check out this new series from Ms MGee. I just wanted to mention when It: Welcome to Derry showed up I missed the "It:" part of the title and immediately thought "there's a new Derry Girls show?" I was disappointed.

Menotsure's avatar

With all of the things Petruchio

And Katherine went through

The battle of the sexes

Seems to always to renew

But looking at these criitters

A bowl of food will do

If one is determined to the

Taming of the shrew.

LunaMoonstone's avatar

Taking a four day weekend; other than checking in here occasionally my plans mostly involve Resident Evil: Requiem and getting hammered at an appropriate hour. Think I’ll start today with a couple bowls of cereal and a nice big cup of coffee.

Resource NW's avatar

Sunday is April 1. Think Dog has any good jokes ready to hand?

TerseNurse's avatar

OT entirely. Sorry/Not Sorry. I just got notice that my dentist no longer accepts my dental insurance. They are sorry for any inconvenience. Shit.

rawrtigerlily's avatar

It would be one thing if the applications for insurance could reliably let you confirm which providers are going to be on their plan in the coming year, but it seems like providers are also often hustling at the end of the year to decide which insurance plans they will contract with.

I’ve called into providers during open enrollment many times to confirm the partner listings and been told, “we won’t know if we’re accepting that plan until the end of December.”

Sherry's avatar

Mine changes constantly. I was just thinking about setting up our cleanings and not sure who my insurance is anymore. Le sigh.

TerseNurse's avatar

I'm really upset about this, guys. First of all, I'm trying to recover from a dentist phobia. I like this dentist, I like the hygienist, we have a good relationship and they take good care of my teeth and they don't hurt me. But second of all, there aren't an absolute ton of dentists around here, even fewer who are accepting new patients, and I don't know how many will even take my insurance? My girlfriend just tried to make an appointment with a new DDS (she's on medicare), for a cleaning, and the soonest date they could give her is next January. I'm paying a fairly large amount of money for dental insurance, can I cancel it if it is absolutely worthless, or do I have to wait until next November/open enrollment? This fucking sucks.

Babe Paley's avatar

It does suck—I went years without a dentist due to fear and insurance and then found a great one. Last year the dentist went on extended medical leave and now I have to start again.

I’m sorry you two have to deal with this, my friend.

NatalyaResists's avatar

I'm sorry. That's a horrible pain in the ass.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

MAGA Activists Pushing Trump to ‘Declare National Emergency’ on Elections With ‘National Security’ Order

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/maga-activists-pushing-trump-to-declare-national-emergency-on-elections-with-national-security-order/

rawrtigerlily's avatar

If he declares a national emergency 20+ million Americans need to show up at the White House and create one.

Paulomatic's avatar

The "No Kings" people would tell you that it's better to have a tiny demonstration in your tiny town instead.

SkeptiKC's avatar

I am going to absolutely LOSE it if the fascist fuck does this.

Rage is going to interfere with my "good" judgement.

Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

Fascist fuck knows he's facing impeachments when Dems take the House (and Senate?) in January.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

What on earth is a “MAGA activist”? Something out of GRU?

Chino Cherokee's avatar

"...You know.....Morons"

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

If our response to this is “he can’t do that. Stop overreacting.” Then he will absolutely do that and we’ll be saying “well how could we have known?”

Schmannity's avatar

You misspelled anarchist