Imagine Being This Publicly Thirsty For Your Dad’s Love
You can't.
We will conclude this day of eclipseness with this dispatch from Donald Trump Jr., whose complete absence of love from his father is only eclipsed by what a pathetic fucking dork he is.
Junior posted this on Instagram.
Well OK. Only Daddy can blot out the sun, and also Daddy’s hair is the sun, and …
Well OK.
In related news, Trump the Father posted a weird fucking campaign ad today, with the music from 2001: A Space Odyssey, where he is the eclipse and his head blocks out the sun, which is honestly appropriate.
We’re not uploading it here because fuck him.
OPEN THREAD, HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A NICE ECLIPSE DAY.
Evan Hurst on Twitter right here.
@evanjosephhurst on Threads!
I have profiles those other places but I think I forgot how to log on.
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My shots of the eclipse from Manhattan. I was able to go on the roof of my building, amazing view!
https://substack.com/profile/155618292-ziggywiggy/note/c-53481495?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knfuc
My best pic from today's eclipse wasn't of the eclipse directly. The view from the roof of my apartment building of the George Washington Bridge. With flying dinosaur!
https://substack.com/@ziggywiggy/note/c-53488085?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knfuc