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Ehrmagerd. I saw that clip of the Giant head blocking the sun on one of the late nights - Kimmel? Colbert? - and honestly thought it was something their graphics department had mocked up. Emphasis on the mock.

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It looks like the great oz the first time they see him. Another huckster.

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Give it up jerk off ; your daddy gives it all the his young squeeze daughter Ivanka, and doubles the pleasure of cuckolding that milquetoast Jared. There’s always “brotherly” love.

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How did he sign off on that profile for the picture? we all know he and his cult are delusional I would have expected some sort of superman triple chin tuck lol.

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I’ll bet the old demon saw this shit and thought his son was a dummy for posting it.

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Jesus Christ. The stupid.... it burns!!

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We have something in common

𝘙𝘍𝘒 𝘑𝘳. 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘩𝘦 ‘𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥’ 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘤 𝘥𝘺𝘴𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘢, 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴

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OK ... who woke up the Great Ones?

𝗠𝗮𝗴. 𝟮.𝟭 𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗸𝗲 - 𝟱 𝗸𝗺 𝗡 𝗼𝗳 𝗚𝗹𝗲𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻, 𝗩𝗶𝗿𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗮, 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆, 𝗔𝗽𝗿 𝟴, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟰, 𝗮𝘁 𝟭𝟬:𝟰𝟲 𝗽𝗺 (𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗬𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲)

https://www.volcanodiscovery.com/earthquakes/quake-info/9068166/quake-felt-Apr-9-2024-Near-Manchester-Virginia-USA.html

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Yeah, I watched Zach Snyder's definitely not Star Wars epic (𝘚𝘰 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘛𝘰!)...

And that person who said "Derivative, phoned in and cliche driven, but other than that..."?

I agree with that person. Technically proficient, no heart.

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True story, sometimes I just wonder about things addition: Skip to the end for the moral

So part of the entire bank card fraud thing was I had to sit through a list of recent transactions and say them nay or yea. One of these was a couple hundred (!!!) to Carhart. I did not even have to ask, I knew hubby did it, because he buys for himself not infrequently, and always top notch brand name.

Which is fine.

But then later in the day I mentioned we needed a back up battery for the electric trimmer and he was all aaargggle barggle too expensive money money and I was all....the actual fuck Mr. I just spent a couple hundred bucks on work shirts when I do not even work anymore without telling my wife?

So I got the battery (on sale!) a new bra, new socks, and new sandals to boot.

Moral of the story: don't police my spending on necessary items if yer gonna blow a wad on yourself without a word.

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𝘐𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 "𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘥" 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳, 𝘌𝘝𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴.

𝘌𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘊𝘖2 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 "𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤" 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵

𝘐𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰, 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘐𝘓, 𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 "𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘵𝘩" 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘺𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘯, 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘈𝘍. 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘦𝘴, "𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘙𝘈 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘴" 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘔𝘳 𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳.

𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗨𝗦 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗴𝘆 𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗳𝗹𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝗶𝗻

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-68667140

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Step away from my computer for two minutes to make breakfast, and suddenly I don't have Internet. I don't have time to fix this before work.

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Wow. Rats took down that Russian dam? These people are not serious.

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1777374843471585548

"Anton Gerashchenko@Gerashchenko_en

"Rodents chewed through the dam," - director of the Russian construction company that built the dam.

"No reports yet whether they arrived as a sabotage group from Ukraine, or are they a part of Russian Volunteer Corps.

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For their Eclipse Party, natch.

𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲: 𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗹𝗶𝗳𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗶𝘀𝘁, 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗲 $𝟱𝟰,𝟬𝟬𝟬 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝗠𝗲𝘅𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝘄𝘀

https://www.greenwichtime.com/connecticut/article/ct-west-haven-beer-heist-train-19391227.php

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