Ehrmagerd. I saw that clip of the Giant head blocking the sun on one of the late nights - Kimmel? Colbert? - and honestly thought it was something their graphics department had mocked up. Emphasis on the mock.
Give it up jerk off ; your daddy gives it all the his young squeeze daughter Ivanka, and doubles the pleasure of cuckolding that milquetoast Jared. There’s always “brotherly” love.
How did he sign off on that profile for the picture? we all know he and his cult are delusional I would have expected some sort of superman triple chin tuck lol.
When a colony on the edge of the galaxy finds itself threatened by the armies of the tyrannical Regent Balisarius, they dispatch a young woman with a mysterious past to seek out warriors from neighboring planets to help them take a stand.
So sayeth the google.
That don't even make sense tho. If yer an oppressed colony, why send a "young woman with a mysterious past"? Would not your plans be better to send a known quality as an envoy, someone on whom you know you could rely? And don't they got the intertubes so they can hire some mercs?
I've noticed a lot of the one or two minute informative YT vids are being praised for their brevity, as they should be. No one wants to see a 20 minute tutorial that could be 20 seconds.
True story, sometimes I just wonder about things addition: Skip to the end for the moral
So part of the entire bank card fraud thing was I had to sit through a list of recent transactions and say them nay or yea. One of these was a couple hundred (!!!) to Carhart. I did not even have to ask, I knew hubby did it, because he buys for himself not infrequently, and always top notch brand name.
Which is fine.
But then later in the day I mentioned we needed a back up battery for the electric trimmer and he was all aaargggle barggle too expensive money money and I was all....the actual fuck Mr. I just spent a couple hundred bucks on work shirts when I do not even work anymore without telling my wife?
So I got the battery (on sale!) a new bra, new socks, and new sandals to boot.
Moral of the story: don't police my spending on necessary items if yer gonna blow a wad on yourself without a word.
Happened to me, yesterday. The security question? What's my favorite restaurant? From an account that is fifteen years old? No, I do not remember the answer. Did I choose that? How dumb and I?
Normally, the issue is that my stepdaughter kicked over the router or unplugged it to charge her phone, (because just because you got through law school doesn't mean that you're smart).
We start standardized testing today. While also trying to have the students who aren't testing go to their normal classes. One day after starting a new term.
When people wonder why our educational system is broken, a big part of it is that we have to deal with shit like this to justify our jobs to people who don't know anything about education.
Congress passed it, including some of our own critters. Because no politician is going to vote to leave children behind and they lumped a lot of things in there.
One of these was, in certain impoverished areas, high schools being required to supply military recruiters with names, addresses and phone numbers of graduating seniors.
The idea that failing schools can only get better by taking away more of their money is ridiculous. Especially since many of those are in cities where everyone rents and the goddamned property owners get tax cuts.
Ehrmagerd. I saw that clip of the Giant head blocking the sun on one of the late nights - Kimmel? Colbert? - and honestly thought it was something their graphics department had mocked up. Emphasis on the mock.
It looks like the great oz the first time they see him. Another huckster.
Give it up jerk off ; your daddy gives it all the his young squeeze daughter Ivanka, and doubles the pleasure of cuckolding that milquetoast Jared. There’s always “brotherly” love.
How did he sign off on that profile for the picture? we all know he and his cult are delusional I would have expected some sort of superman triple chin tuck lol.
I’ll bet the old demon saw this shit and thought his son was a dummy for posting it.
Jesus Christ. The stupid.... it burns!!
We have something in common
𝘙𝘍𝘒 𝘑𝘳. 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘩𝘦 ‘𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥’ 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘤 𝘥𝘺𝘴𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘢, 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴
Rubber Fucking Kook Junior certainly does have neurological conditions.
That's one fucking stressed-out neuron, lemmetellu!
Hmmm, 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘤 𝘥𝘺𝘴𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘢 is not why the rest of us have trouble with his voice
Well, I, for one, would rather that RFKJ had total dysphonia.
The solution is simple, STFU!! Not you SJ, just Bobby
His family tells him that all.the.time ..
You'd think he'd take a hint by now.
OK ... who woke up the Great Ones?
𝗠𝗮𝗴. 𝟮.𝟭 𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗸𝗲 - 𝟱 𝗸𝗺 𝗡 𝗼𝗳 𝗚𝗹𝗲𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻, 𝗩𝗶𝗿𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗮, 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆, 𝗔𝗽𝗿 𝟴, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟰, 𝗮𝘁 𝟭𝟬:𝟰𝟲 𝗽𝗺 (𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗬𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲)
https://www.volcanodiscovery.com/earthquakes/quake-info/9068166/quake-felt-Apr-9-2024-Near-Manchester-Virginia-USA.html
That's like 45 miles from me, and I felt nothing. Closer still to Jen.
Didn't feel a thing XD Though the intertube went down around then for like a minute so maybe the intertubes felt it
Yeah, I watched Zach Snyder's definitely not Star Wars epic (𝘚𝘰 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘛𝘰!)...
And that person who said "Derivative, phoned in and cliche driven, but other than that..."?
I agree with that person. Technically proficient, no heart.
When a colony on the edge of the galaxy finds itself threatened by the armies of the tyrannical Regent Balisarius, they dispatch a young woman with a mysterious past to seek out warriors from neighboring planets to help them take a stand.
So sayeth the google.
That don't even make sense tho. If yer an oppressed colony, why send a "young woman with a mysterious past"? Would not your plans be better to send a known quality as an envoy, someone on whom you know you could rely? And don't they got the intertubes so they can hire some mercs?
Well gosh, that doesn’t sound like Seven Samurai at all.
Oh, wait - that’s exactly what it sounds like.
"Derivative, phoned in and cliche driven, but other than that..."
That sounds like at least 80% of movies and 99.9998137% of YouTube videos.
"Rebel Moon Is 2023's Most Expensive Netflix Movie", reportedly $166 million over two parts...
I've noticed a lot of the one or two minute informative YT vids are being praised for their brevity, as they should be. No one wants to see a 20 minute tutorial that could be 20 seconds.
That's why I end up using the 1.5x setting to speed watch/listen to most of them.
Good point!
True story, sometimes I just wonder about things addition: Skip to the end for the moral
So part of the entire bank card fraud thing was I had to sit through a list of recent transactions and say them nay or yea. One of these was a couple hundred (!!!) to Carhart. I did not even have to ask, I knew hubby did it, because he buys for himself not infrequently, and always top notch brand name.
Which is fine.
But then later in the day I mentioned we needed a back up battery for the electric trimmer and he was all aaargggle barggle too expensive money money and I was all....the actual fuck Mr. I just spent a couple hundred bucks on work shirts when I do not even work anymore without telling my wife?
So I got the battery (on sale!) a new bra, new socks, and new sandals to boot.
Moral of the story: don't police my spending on necessary items if yer gonna blow a wad on yourself without a word.
You could also just go buy the stuff you need and tell him of your accomplishment later.
lol I should. Just have stuff show up at the house without telling him about it
snicker
Why would he mind? Gotta have a backup battery and stuff.
I personally would have bought the backup when I bought the machine, but that is neither here nor there
𝘐𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 "𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘥" 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳, 𝘌𝘝𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴.
𝘌𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘊𝘖2 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 "𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤" 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵
𝘐𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰, 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘐𝘓, 𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 "𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘵𝘩" 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘺𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘯, 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘈𝘍. 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘦𝘴, "𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘙𝘈 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘴" 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘔𝘳 𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳.
𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗨𝗦 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗴𝘆 𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗳𝗹𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝗶𝗻
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-68667140
Step away from my computer for two minutes to make breakfast, and suddenly I don't have Internet. I don't have time to fix this before work.
Your course is clear, your colleagues will just have to wait.
Priorities!
Happened to me, yesterday. The security question? What's my favorite restaurant? From an account that is fifteen years old? No, I do not remember the answer. Did I choose that? How dumb and I?
Anyway, we got the issue resolved.
Thankfully I did, in fact, have time to fix it, as I just had to unplug the router and plug it back in.
Normally, the issue is that my stepdaughter kicked over the router or unplugged it to charge her phone, (because just because you got through law school doesn't mean that you're smart).
hm, she might be up for an internship at Habba Dabba & Doo LLC
She could show 'em all up!
/s
Somewhere, some IT professional just got a thrill
Wow. Rats took down that Russian dam? These people are not serious.
https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1777374843471585548
"Anton Gerashchenko@Gerashchenko_en
"Rodents chewed through the dam," - director of the Russian construction company that built the dam.
"No reports yet whether they arrived as a sabotage group from Ukraine, or are they a part of Russian Volunteer Corps.
This is why you do not make dams out of corn.
Very sad.
For their Eclipse Party, natch.
𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲: 𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗹𝗶𝗳𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗶𝘀𝘁, 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗲 $𝟱𝟰,𝟬𝟬𝟬 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝗠𝗲𝘅𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝘄𝘀
https://www.greenwichtime.com/connecticut/article/ct-west-haven-beer-heist-train-19391227.php
Just woke up and read that as "bear thieves" and was very confused for a second.
I've been awake for six hours and I did the same. Had to read it twice, then check your comment, then read it again.
"they've learned how to operate forklifts??"
:)
"Somebody stole my bear! Dammit!"
Brazen Bruin Bandits
Naw, Mexican Bears are the size of chihuahuas. Also too: They are not edible.
I saw it all while hiding under the berth eaves and I, myself, was confused.
Yogi went dark
Coronas, I assume.
Don't drink too many or you may suffer from a mass ejection.
{{{snort!}}}
I wonder if they'll send it back to Mexico?
Nah, they have refrigerated cages to store them in until they are all drank.
We start standardized testing today. While also trying to have the students who aren't testing go to their normal classes. One day after starting a new term.
When people wonder why our educational system is broken, a big part of it is that we have to deal with shit like this to justify our jobs to people who don't know anything about education.
We are doing a Biology Boot Camp today. 232 students.
We start on Thursday, I think.
May the Goddess inflict incurable itchy anal warts upon Dubya for the "No Child Left Behind" Act.
Congress passed it, including some of our own critters. Because no politician is going to vote to leave children behind and they lumped a lot of things in there.
One of these was, in certain impoverished areas, high schools being required to supply military recruiters with names, addresses and phone numbers of graduating seniors.
It should have been called the "Rich School Districts Get All the Munnies" Act.
Should have been called "Bush's Friend Who Quit To Make Millions at Pearson Act". The only people who benefit from this are the good folks at Pearson.
The idea that failing schools can only get better by taking away more of their money is ridiculous. Especially since many of those are in cities where everyone rents and the goddamned property owners get tax cuts.
Graaahhhh *runs with scissors*
Suffer the little hedge funds.
"𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘺𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘜𝘚 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘜𝘚 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘴," 𝘔𝘛𝘈𝘊 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵.
𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗮 𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗔𝗜 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝘁 𝗮𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗨𝗦 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
Beware random inflammatory questions on social media – they may come from a threat actor
https://www.theregister.com/2024/04/05/china_ai_election_interference/