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GaseousAnomaly's avatar

"I give it till the third “grind it out” back-to-back ballot. If we’re even still doing that today, Clown Fuck Idiot up there keeps changing his stupid mind, that’s what you need in a leader, vacillation and whiplash."

Aren't those the exact "qualities" that got McCarthy the job?

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BlueSpot's avatar

Could this be the start of the splitting of the Republican Party into two separate parties?

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MTE_NYC's avatar

Fingers crossed!

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Lettuce prey.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

i think that in the end, this is what will happen - they will end up splitting along lines of hate and the base will follow, which will do some good for the country in the long run

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Boojum's avatar

The Trump and the Donald Trump parties?

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Darrell Leland's avatar

I suppose it would satisfy all the guys complaining they want a "third party." They could have their fascism and heil it too.

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BlueSpot's avatar

Maybe put all of the purity ponies from both sides into a party of their own?

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MsEdgyNation's avatar

Fascist and Fascist Lite

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BlueSpot's avatar

Possibly.

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Bombay Troubadour's avatar

Gym Jordan, toast. Anything Trump touches dies. Sometimes slowly. Sometimes fast.

Methinks, maybe, perhaps, a flash of the future election possibilities entered into the double-secret probation R meeting conversation today. And it was ugly if Jordan became speaker.

Democrats in disarray CNN?

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Bruce's avatar

See, they're not "being the Adults in the room" and "Fixing Broken Republican Shit" like they're supposed to. They gotta "Fix Shit Republicans Break" doncha know...bipartisanly, even if they have to do it all themselves.

Because Only Democrats Have Agency.

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GaseousAnomaly's avatar

But that's the Republican pattern, for decades now. THEY break shit badly enough that Democrats get elected. Democrats can't fix the shit Republicans broke in the first place, because there are JUST ENOUGH Republicans left to block their best efforts. Republicans blame Democrats for not fixing everything that was broken, and get elected again as a consequence. Repeat, repeat, and repeat.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

which is why the Dems need to hold the line now - the R's broke it, so they bought it. The R's need to grow the fuck up and stop catering to the howling monkey brigade - they need to start purging their party of the nihilists too. i know it won't happen, but i wish it would

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Bombay Troubadour's avatar

Like negotiating with Nihilists, you lose until you make them go away.

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rmontcal's avatar

Stop calling that McHenry dood a nerd. He’s worse than a nerd because there’s nothing wrong with a nerd. A nerd can do math. I *teach* math. He’s only a substitute-speaker of the House; the type that puts on a movie and scrolls his phone.

“McHenry is a bow-tie wearing nerd” is lazy.

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Boojum's avatar

Give me Liberty or give me Fries!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

A nerd can also translate German Expressionist poetry. We are versatile.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Hickory Dickory Dock, dieses Mädchen war...

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

ottos mops klopft

otto: komm mops komm

ottos mops kommt

ottos mops kotzt

otto: ogottogott

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Bruce's avatar

The 11th Doctor is a bow-tie wearing nerd. (Seriously, he's the most purely nerdish of all the Doctors)

Patrick McHenry is no 11th Doctor....

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Lucidamente's avatar

Hahaha, this buffoon.

https://x.com/leahgreenb/status/1715443204886302821?s=61&t=d57_wdu2mp3jUpQgi28A5Q

everyone spare a thought for Elise Stefanik, running around the Capitol desperately trying to figure out who she's supposed to toady up to

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Marla's avatar

Oh, Elise Stefanik and that gaping wound in the middle of her face.

One could almost feel sorry for her. Hey! I said almost.

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Bombay Troubadour's avatar

She should wear a sign, “nominations for sale”.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

She belongs in the Republican Party.

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Mike Gesing's avatar

Is it just me, or did McHenry buy all his suits from the Paul Rubens estate sale?

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Tecolote's avatar

Pee Wee wore it better.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

He also handled things better than Lauren Boebert.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Menotsure has suggested the Dems start singing Take A Chance On Me before every one of these votes; which I love and is brilliant. And would be wonderful.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Are the Capitol Steps still a thing?

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Doug Langley's avatar

Why not? I love Abba.

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Maybe's avatar

I think that Mike Rowe is the only person who can take on this dirty job.

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Vincent's avatar

That image is way too flattering of Gym.

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Sherry's avatar

Indeed. Someone has to purdy him up.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'd actually be tempted to vote for Robot Dystopian Jim Jordan.

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Bruce's avatar

Vote Bender! You Meatbags Had Your Chance!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

My platform: blackjack and hookers!

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3FingerPete's avatar

Meanwhile, Hakeem Jeffries sits comfortably in his chair, a wry smile on his face, knowing in the end he will reap the benefit of Republican disarray.

https://twitter.com/Snowflake_ennui/status/1715433199013134498/photo/1

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Maybe's avatar

Remember when it used to be the Dems who would circle the wagons and fire inwards?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"I don't belong to an organized political party. I'm a Democrat." ~ Will Rogers

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Maybe's avatar

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

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Rbr's avatar

Quantitatively, it is a different result. <snicker>

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Maybe's avatar

True. Jordan does a little worse each time. But in politics, all that matters is winning or losing. Jordan is a loser.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

Ha, the letter from the “8” who voted Qevin out included Buck by “mistake.” I think it was Gaetz who prepared it. Supposedly they took his name off.

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CogitoErgoBibo's avatar

Because pizza is the ultimate persuader. Ask any manager who substituted a staff pizza party for meaningful pay increases. https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2023/10/20/congress/pizza-speaker-vote-lunch-gop-00122771

"Two massive cartloads of pizza were being spotted being wheeled into the Republican conference meeting as they struggle to pick a speaker."

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Doug Langley's avatar

If Jordan ordered it, they're probably choked with anchovies.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

I remember when the prison shipped in pizza to some inmates during a riot and drugged it. Actually I might be remembering a movie.

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K Owens's avatar

Fucking GOP clown show in the House. We never saw this kind of ridiculous shit while badass Nancy Pelosi was in charge.

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Maybe's avatar

That's because she was speaker for the Dems.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

That's because she has a brain and CLASS

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Marla's avatar

And because she could knife you and you wouldn't even notice until your blood began pooling on the floor.

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William Donnell's avatar

"Under the wrasslin' chestnut tree, I sold you, and you sold me..."

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