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See, THIS is why sharia law forbids ham and the biscuits thereof.

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Indeed it was, but he's more ascared of his invisible friend than of dead soldiers.

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Alien and Sedition Acts II: Electric Boogaloo

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Actually, Jefferson wanted to ban free speech, the courts wouldn't let him.

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Fair enough. Then I resolve not to attend his church or make any donations to it. For the rest of this year.

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Actually he went high school with Rush Limbaugh. Terry Jones I mean not Lindsey. and he took the free car and then burned the book anyway. Look it up sheeple.

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Awesome aliteration.

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In the name of First Amendment, we tolerate flag burning, burning in effigy, Koran burning, draft card burning (in the olde days). The basic problem is the burning. Perhaps Mr. Ham Biscuits would agree to outlaw fire instead of free speech.

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Everglade cretin? He has nothing to do with South Florida or the Everglades. He is Red Neck Cracker Crazy, not South Florida Psycho Crazy. Big difference.

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i hate it when miss lindsey says anything because then i have to spend the entire day fighting off ham biscuit cravings.

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This looks to me like an instance of inciting our <i>friends</i> to violence. These are the hearts and minds we are hoping to win.

The right to free speech trumps (excuse my French) other factors, I agree, but this situation leads me to despair. What should happen is that our bold example of freedom that is secure enough to tolerate even repugnant expressions of opinion would impress and inspire Afghani and Pakistani and Iraqi people. That doesn't seem bloody likely, though. The zealots that behead UN employees are going to be the ones attracting admiration. This is the YouTube version of anthrax through the mail.

Florida: #50 in funding for education, #1 in alligator attacks.

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I don't think you are going to convince people here that there is nothing wrong with a fanny pack, Barb.

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Freedom isn't free.

It currently costs $107.94 a barrel.

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