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I've always wanted to live in Europe where most countries have gotten over the idea that it's their God-given right to tell other countries what to do. Also, it has little oil which makes it a safer place from American 'destiny'.

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Apparently there was a whole colony of black people up there from Loyalist days or something. I wonder if they wore the kilts...

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Yeah, but they aren't Xtards, so you can get along with them just fine.

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I thought Hadrian built the wall to keep them OUT.

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Coming soon to McDonalds.

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Provided they bring money w/ them.

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Pretty much, though they don't even actually bother with the percentages. The only number, really, is the Indian government saying something like 100,000.

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Did you know Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's father Ahmed is a African-Canadian from Nova Scotia?

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I'm highly educated too, and I might get the hell out of Dodge if the GOPtards succeed in turning the place into a wingnut ignoramus' paradise (a.k.a. a hellhole.)

I hear they speak something close to English in Australia and New Zealand --- I just hope they let me in.

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You think Utah will take them back?

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"In growing numbers, experts say..."

"“We’ve gone way beyond anecdotal evidence,” said Edward J. W. Park, director of the Asian Pacific American Studies Program at Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles."

Woah! Don't hit me with too many statistics and source-based facts, NYT trend piece! Might get in the way of making white upper-middle-class liberals worry that their kindergartener has no developing world hellhole with "creative energy" to run off to! Damn this accursed Nordic ancestry!

It'd also be interesting to hear how the "homelands" take to the re-immigrants. Probably think they're a bunch of Yankee assholes, I'd bet.

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