Immortal Journalist-Mummy Will Be On Television Forever
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The terrified humans who operate CNN live in constant fear of the preserved Pharaonic husk of Larry King, who has been lobbing lunatic softball questions at the powerful and the famous since time immemorial; in fact, radio was first invented specifically so the people who lived beyond the range of his voice could hear him speak, as the legends about him had spread throughout the world. Unable to confront him directly for fear that his army of trained serpents would attack them, these CNN minions instead spread rumors in the media that King would be replaced by some fatuous limey TV host. BIG MISTAKE, FELLAS!
Immortal Journalist-Mummy Will Be On Television Forever
Immortal Journalist-Mummy Will Be On…
Immortal Journalist-Mummy Will Be On Television Forever
The terrified humans who operate CNN live in constant fear of the preserved Pharaonic husk of Larry King, who has been lobbing lunatic softball questions at the powerful and the famous since time immemorial; in fact, radio was first invented specifically so the people who lived beyond the range of his voice could hear him speak, as the legends about him had spread throughout the world. Unable to confront him directly for fear that his army of trained serpents would attack them, these CNN minions instead spread rumors in the media that King would be replaced by some fatuous limey TV host. BIG MISTAKE, FELLAS!