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Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

Hur needs to be locked in a room where he's forced to smell his own farts for an eternity.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

"Fight like motherfuckers, Democrats."

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Why not? It's not like the House has anything better to do.

Dick Fritter's avatar

"Fight like motherfuckers, Democrats."

Oh Evan... In the all-encompassing words of @5DollarFeminist: You sweet summer child...

When there is a knife-fight, Democrats (like Dick Durbin) are busy baking cupcakes...

fuflans's avatar

disagree and not anymore (and durbs is my senior senator).

D's got the shivs out: goldman, Moskowitz, raskin, lady jasmine. and that's just in congress.

Sue's avatar

Maybe the Dem-controlled Senate needs to hold some hearings (maybe foreign affairs committee & intelligence committee) into Trump's statements saying Putin can do whatever the hell he wants to NATO countries and his (and republicans') constant Putin-ass kissing and propaganda spreading. And health & human services could hold hearings into Trump's lack of mental cognition and allegations of rape. Just put it all out there.

Dick Fritter's avatar

Yes. They could, couldn't they...

Maybe's avatar

Biden may be chronologically older than trump (though not by much), but I believe his state of health is so much better that he is likely to outlive trump. He's already outlived trump's brain.

Note, also, that the Constitution provides a solution is a President dies or is incapacitated in office. It's called a VP. Kamala Harris is outstanding. She is highly qualified. She would also be the first woman to hold the office.

I want Biden to serve out his full term. He's accomplished wonders in his first term and will still have much the same support team in his next. If he were to fail to fulfill his entire term, Harris would have the same support team behind her.

I don't know who trump will choose as his VP, but I know it will be a truly terrible person.

Maureen's avatar

You know that TFG is going to select the most subservient, least likely to “steal the spotlight” dumb mofo he can find.

Tessie's avatar

"Next, we're told, House Republicans plan to seek testimony from Hur — and would ask him both about how Biden's storage of sensitive documents could have hurt national security, and about the president's mental acuity in the interview.

Cool. We look forward to Dan Goldman, Jared Moskowitz, and Eric Swalwell beating the living shit out of Robert Hur (WITH WORD ZINGERS) and stealing his lunch money on live TV."

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As long as we're stuck with this horse crap, let's get it over with now. the earlier, the better.

Maybe's avatar

Good point. It is too early in the election cycle for most people to have started to pay much attention to the election. A lot of voters have the attention span of fruit flies.

Tessie's avatar

81 candles > 91 felony indictments

Tessie's avatar

"House Republicans plan to seek testimony from Hur — and would ask him both about how Biden's storage of sensitive documents could have hurt national security, and about the president's mental acuity in the interview."

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The former was already covered in the first investigation. If "there was no evidence of wrongdoing" wasn't the answer you wanted, tough shit.

The latter was inappropriate, unethical, and unprofessional, and should not have been permitted once, let alone twice.

Why isn't Meritless Garland doing anything about this? Doesn't he know it takes two years of fucking around to investigate a sitting president?

Dick Fritter's avatar

Garland is busy in his office being overwhelmed by the bigly-ness of the moment and fantasizing about how he'd like to hang out with the KKKool Kidz like Judge Kegstand. Thanks O'Bama!

Maybe's avatar

If Biden's storage of sensitive documents could have hurt national security, then what about trump's? Do the Repubs really want to bring up that issue?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. What I want to know is who put Comer's head in a vise? And why didn't they finish him?

Tessie's avatar

Don't be insensitive.

He clearly comes from a culture where head-binding is the custom, as does Scott Walker.

"James Cletus Comer! You get back in the house this instant! You know you're not supposed to go anywhere without your Bind-O-Brain 3000 [tm], now with new and improved Sculpt-A-Skull technology!"

AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

Whoever did that failed the button input for the fatality finisher before time ran out.

beb's avatar

Why the committee wants to know about Biden's age I want to know what TFG meant when he said Nikki Haley was in charge of the Capitol Police on Jan. 6th? Sounds demented to me.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

All women are interchangeable to Trump.

Maybe's avatar

Yeah. He probably has binders of them.

Mister Bubbles's avatar

Weird, how almost all the hacks i used to consider 'journalists' are really just stenographers who play journalists on teevee. To stand there, and just let assholes like Scalise, or Moses' Johnson, or any of these lying fucks just lie to them with no pushback... it's infuriating. Fuck these fucking motherfucking fucks.

VogonPoeticLicense's avatar

I'm zeroing in on a Chinese order at a local takeout joint, Hunan Shrimp, no carrots, no baby corn, no bamboo shoots, no green beans, and don't try to backfill with fucking celery. Extra shrimp and make the sauce thick.

It's a quest since I'm laying off the lo mein.

Mister Bubbles's avatar

Can i haz your baby corns?

Mister Bubbles's avatar

I just like the baby corns

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Baby corns just appeared on the local grocery shelf after disappearing during the pandemic.

TexasCatHag's avatar

One thing is certain: Democrats will NOT fight.

Maybe's avatar

I would have agree a few years ago, but we've got some feisty ones now. Not enough, but that may change in the future. I mean, the Repubs offer so much ammunition for the Dems to use.

Gammarae's avatar

seems to me that ted lieu has been on the quiet side lately, but hopefully his st. ignatius training will come out soon.

John Norris's avatar

Imagine that Comer, Jordan, and EmptyGee's legacies will be impeaching Hunter Biden.

Ukraine/Haitian's avatar

joe was born in scranton.......................... which isnt even a country............ impeech

theCryptofishist's avatar

If he wins this time, he'll change the name.

Tosca's avatar

Give him the same dementia test PAB's always bragging about. That seems to be the gold standard. If the POTUS can pick the camel out of a lineup, he's good to go.

Mister Bubbles's avatar

Somebidy said Joe should challenge the wad of cheeseburger fat to a bicycle race. I'd give a week's pay to see that.