Prostitution is the world's oldest profession. (This is the first False Fact you learn in social studies class; "Hunting" was actually the first profession, followed a few hours later by "Hungry Rentboy.") But in these troubling times, basically every single prostitute is a total blabbermouth who will sell his/her story to the tabloid reptile-people. And by "his/her story" we mean "that time you paid a prostitute to violently sodomize your anus with a frozen poopsicle."
Sex for money often costs less than sex for love.
This guy's definition of "good prostitute" is clearly not the industry standard definition.
...anonymity? Wasn't that what Ruffies were created for?!
...well I suppose we could always go back to the days of bathroom stalls with glory holes!