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He needs the services of Kenneth Mars's chinodontist.

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Obvsly a Ballchinnian.

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"admitting to smoking marijuana regularly and having sex with lobbyists; a rare combination in Arizona that has lawmakers gripping their sidearms in terror. "

(1) Admitting to (2) smoking marijuana, and (1) admitting to (2) having sex with lobbyists, are both rare combinations in Arizona. Which one, exactly, are they upset about?

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<i>Rep. Margaret “Lynne” Pancrazi, is scared shitless. “I have made a habit of keeping a weapon near me when I sleep."</i>

Lady, that weapon ain't gonna stop the Repubican lady parts laws.

Happiness is a warm gun.

So basically the people of Arizona are paying her to sleep with a gun. Well, if they're going to pay, she should put video on the web so they can watch.

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Not in the governor's case. Unless you mean the cap was still on the vermouth bottle.

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Later! is one of the things I miss most about England. That, and Newsnight.

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