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bobbert's avatar

I wonder if it matters that that one guy in #5 has his hat star upside down. Is he a Satanist?

fuflans's avatar

hey you guys OT but i hope good good friday story. me and mr fuflans (mr fuflans) rescued a neighborhood stray today. he/she was in pretty bad shape (broken leg?) and mr fuf had been following him / him since last week. today we got him/her and we think we got the care givers to give him/her another chance - and chance for adoption.

we are still a little unsure but, man, this dirty neglected little ball of hurt sure calmed down and started babbling when he/she got some attention. (and food in the back of a 4runner).

me personally, i am believing gray and white ravenswood kitteh will make it and have a home - at very least in a no kill shelter.

cause it's fucking easter weekend.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Elvis is the king, The Boss rules, but Claude Rains

bobbert's avatar

The red flag,

Really.

It was the only thing I could understand.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I am very interested in this Drugs and Behavior class you speak of. Are these drugs included in the tuition costs or do we have to provide our own?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Silenced By Wonkette Coffee Paraphenalia

Oh wait, that's Luke Russert

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

About that tape over her mouth... did Lee Ving get his old band together and play her cancelled show?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

As this week of hate draws to a close (only to be replaced by another week of hate), I'd like to share at least one funny Easter story.

When I lived where I lived, on the way home from work there was a bar called the Nickelodeon that shared a parking lot with some Billy Ray Jim Bobs First Church of Bigotty Worship. Not only did they share the parking lot, but they also shared a sign out front. One Easter, circa 1998 the sign proclaimed for the Nickelodeon "Hot Red Light Review!". Next to it the church sign said "He is risen". If we had affordable digital cameras back then, that shit would have been so viral.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There's a qualitative difference between mentally ill and mildly retarded.

Chris Grrr's avatar

European baby spring greens, or African baby spring greens?

Chris Grrr's avatar

We don't need no muslin witch-doctor chantin' here.

Chris Grrr's avatar

The range of a swallow laden with baby spring greens is of excessive personal interest to me.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Careful with those, you'll get Short Sharp Chomped.

SILENCED BY <i>FLAVOR</i>

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Well, I think that is quite a coherent argument.

In summation, BAALOOOALALLALALALALLALFLLDFASFLFFFPPPPHHH

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Too late for a condom, Michelle. You already blew "you're nuts" all over the place.