In Bid To Out-Hollywood Ashley Judd, Mitch McConnell Campaign Releases Dystopian Horror Film
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In Bid To Out-Hollywood Ashley Judd, Mitch McConnell Campaign Releases Dystopian Horror Film
Since Mitch McConnell's campaign released its terrifying horror movie "McConnell Shake," and now owns every Youth Vote and also the Vote of every Kentuckian who loves French Surrealism (and they are, of course, legion), Ashley Judd is probably gonna have to show her boobs a whole lot more.
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In Bid To Out-Hollywood Ashley Judd, Mitch McConnell Campaign Releases Dystopian Horror Film
"Mach speed" is when you move faster than the speed of sound, right?
What is it called when you move faster than the speed of shame?
she'd have my vote and I don't even live there...