Since Mitch McConnell's campaign released its terrifying horror movie "McConnell Shake," and now owns every Youth Vote and also the Vote of every Kentuckian who loves French Surrealism (and they are, of course, legion), Ashley Judd is probably gonna have to
May the malignant spirit of Disco Duck reanimate the corpse of Pac Man Fever, wield a chainsaw, chop them all into pieces, and then the fires of Hell come and burn them all away to nothing. Aaa-men.
Apparently "having your finger on the pulse of the youth vote" and "having your finger in the ass of the youth vote" are really similar.
"Mach speed" is when you move faster than the speed of sound, right?
What is it called when you move faster than the speed of shame?
she'd have my vote and I don't even live there...
mambo No 5
The NRA's latest video sure is effective. They really know what it takes to scare people into buying guns.
It's a tarp!
they told him it was a mens room attendant's outfit
what's next, McConnell planking?
Now there's somebody with too much time on his hands.
so fucking funny.
I keep confuzzling him with his fellow idiot, Boner.
May the malignant spirit of Disco Duck reanimate the corpse of Pac Man Fever, wield a chainsaw, chop them all into pieces, and then the fires of Hell come and burn them all away to nothing. Aaa-men.
Apparently "having your finger on the pulse of the youth vote" and "having your finger in the ass of the youth vote" are really similar.
Well, good to know.
Nightmare fuel comes in both solid and liquid forms
SSSSH! Don't let them find this out for another 3 campaign videos.
MEMEGHAZIII!!!!1
First rule of Spazzy Gimp Club, TOTALLY VIOLATED