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PsycWench's avatar

you never know if Hugh Pyle is lurking.... I think that video would give him a heart attack.

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bobbert's avatar

Rigiscan?

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

"...if I am not mistaken..."

Let me stop you right there...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

And just think of how much money we could raise by selling the seats at auction for charity.

Oh crap...I think I just crossed some kind of decency event horizon.

Oh well.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ass, gas, or ass...no one rides free.

(Yes, I know I left out "grass", but I can't smoke it anymore and I can't think of something that would rhyme with scotch in this context so I figures 2x ass would work just as well).

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'm thinking of a big protest against such a tax. People would gather in a parking lot next to a suitable wall where x-rated movies are played continuously. It's sort of a Boston Tea Party thing without the tea.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Faptaxtic!

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PsycWench's avatar

Oh. I thought that the wheel movement just made the earth turn faster. That's what Phil Gramm says.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=o1hFcYxzHQs" target="_blank">Freddy Mercury Libel!</a> Don't click if you are opposed to shapely naked women BTW...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Rep. Orcutt must be from the Rush Limbaugh School of Science.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I get the distinct impression that Rep. Orcutt is someone so stupid that even his smartphone makes fun of him.

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diogenez's avatar

I hope this guy isn't anti-abortion, because I think he just equated being Pro-life with supporting pollution.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Don't people breathe a lot more when they're masturbating? Will he propose a Stroke Tax?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Orcutt Orcutt Give me your answer do You're so crazy Folks don't know what to do You can't equate bikes to diesel You stupid fucking weasel But it's so sweet, oh such a treat When people won't vote for you.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Lol...like ValJack would ever ride a bike.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yeah, this is enough to qualify for the long list, but with a weak showing like this, he's still a ways off even being considered for the shortlist. More like the short bus.

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