Everyone knows the children are our future. Except in cases of nuclear attack. Then it's businesses and adults first. This, at least, is what we gather from our visit to Ready.gov, the Department of Homeland Security's official website for citizen preparedness. Lucky for the kids, escaping nuclear annihilation is actually a lot easier than generally assumed. According to Ready.gov, all you've gotta do to live through a terrorist blast is
In Case of Nuclear Attack, Be Old
In Case of Nuclear Attack, Be Old
In Case of Nuclear Attack, Be Old
Everyone knows the children are our future. Except in cases of nuclear attack. Then it's businesses and adults first. This, at least, is what we gather from our visit to Ready.gov, the Department of Homeland Security's official website for citizen preparedness. Lucky for the kids, escaping nuclear annihilation is actually a lot easier than generally assumed. According to Ready.gov, all you've gotta do to live through a terrorist blast is