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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

But he is still the lesser of 2 evils.

Blueb4sunrise's avatar

It's only Tuesday, but where do we send nom's for COTW?

Queen Méabh's avatar

Ewww! Stinky! No wonder she faints now and then.

Queen Méabh's avatar

Since Mr. Wang is absolutely correct in his statement that Permanent Residents can make political contributions, one has to wonder what is really going on here behind the scenes. Could the FBI be hiding something? Does my cat spit up hairballs?

TheWitch's avatar

Did you hear Pungo and Phoebus were merging? Their new name: Phungus!

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Sort of like the Bates Motel. So does Hillary...dress up when she gets down?

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

I could watch all day! But please excuse me...time for a bathroom break....uh....oh no...

Durn these inter tubes!

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt has a boy friend named Dong.

Yet here reality tops art once again.

Zhu Bajie's avatar

Well, China's the official Bad Guy now, perhaps replacing Muslims.

Zhu Bajie's avatar

I presume the FBI automatically investigates governors of Illinois and Louisiana. Has Virginia gone on the list?

therblig's avatar

it makes a lot more sense that chelsea would be the programmed assassin. she's obviously in better shape than hilz, has better eyesight, and while recognizable, not as conspicuous as killary or killbill.

Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

That got an actual laugh out of me. It works too well!

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

So Bill Clinton said he wouldn't buy a used car from the guy? Sorry if I offend anyone, but if Bill Clinton calls you a slick talker that shouldn't be trusted, that's exactly what you are.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Illinois here. If you type the words governor, guvna, or big cheese from an Illinois IP address, G-men show up at your door and put electrodes on your balls until you confess everything you have ever done wrong. Even stuff that's legal.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

POST A FUCKING TRIGGER WARNING BEFORE YOU SAY JEFF WEAVER!!! CHECK YOUR PRIVELIGE YOU KILLARY SHILL!!!!11BREN11!!!

Sorry if nobody got that. I lost faith in Bernie, but I always hated Weaver.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Lube is pretty cheap, and if you learn what the probers like, you can make a ton of cash.