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But he is still the lesser of 2 evils.

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It's only Tuesday, but where do we send nom's for COTW?

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Ewww! Stinky! No wonder she faints now and then.

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Since Mr. Wang is absolutely correct in his statement that Permanent Residents can make political contributions, one has to wonder what is really going on here behind the scenes. Could the FBI be hiding something? Does my cat spit up hairballs?

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Did you hear Pungo and Phoebus were merging? Their new name: Phungus!

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Sort of like the Bates Motel. So does Hillary...dress up when she gets down?

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I could watch all day! But please excuse me...time for a bathroom break....uh....oh no...

Durn these inter tubes!

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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt has a boy friend named Dong.

Yet here reality tops art once again.

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Well, China's the official Bad Guy now, perhaps replacing Muslims.

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I presume the FBI automatically investigates governors of Illinois and Louisiana. Has Virginia gone on the list?

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it makes a lot more sense that chelsea would be the programmed assassin. she's obviously in better shape than hilz, has better eyesight, and while recognizable, not as conspicuous as killary or killbill.

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That got an actual laugh out of me. It works too well!

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So Bill Clinton said he wouldn't buy a used car from the guy? Sorry if I offend anyone, but if Bill Clinton calls you a slick talker that shouldn't be trusted, that's exactly what you are.

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Illinois here. If you type the words governor, guvna, or big cheese from an Illinois IP address, G-men show up at your door and put electrodes on your balls until you confess everything you have ever done wrong. Even stuff that's legal.

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POST A FUCKING TRIGGER WARNING BEFORE YOU SAY JEFF WEAVER!!! CHECK YOUR PRIVELIGE YOU KILLARY SHILL!!!!11BREN11!!!

Sorry if nobody got that. I lost faith in Bernie, but I always hated Weaver.

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Lube is pretty cheap, and if you learn what the probers like, you can make a ton of cash.

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