In Denver Tuesday night, some dude asked Barack Obama “Want a hit, man?” and then rushed to Instagram the exchange, showing Obama laughing like a drug-addled jazz criminal. It's a sad day for America: You know that Mitt Romney would have instead asked the young miscreant to stop selling death sticks, whereupon the druggie would go home and rethink his life. That, or he'd bungle the lyrics to "Insane in the Membrane."
That's why Bamz looked ready to follow up that handshake with a left hook. Black man has to keep on his toes when Secret Service lets zombies and furries just stroll up to you. (I know, they were pre-screened, I hope)
An iconic picture with levity though, he doesn't have many of those.
Mostly he looks like a stern school teacher wagging his finger at the special ed class who won't shut up in the next room.
That's kind of a tacky remark.
Kids these days . . . they should get offa my lawn and go learn stuff, grumble grumble.
A distinct improvement over the horse's ass that typically greets GOP politicians.
Did he give Obama an answer that he'll endorse?
Check the looks on their faces. Not. Impressed.
For any Youngs who might not get the <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=tSsuohepbVk" target="_blank">reference</a>.
Don&#039;t Mr. Ed that joint, my friend.
Don&#039;t get someone started with ponies.
Drug-addled jazz criminals are people, my friend.
That&#039;s why Bamz looked ready to follow up that handshake with a left hook. Black man has to keep on his toes when Secret Service lets zombies and furries just stroll up to you. (I know, they were pre-screened, I hope)
Trust me. Wearing Ted Cruz on your head is not as easy as it looks.
After his dealings with the GOP, Obama was surprised to learn horses have heads too.